When you trade asphalt for Astroturf.  🌱🚗💨  Still traffic, but at least it's *aesthetically* pleasing now. 🤷‍♀️
When you trade asphalt for Astroturf. ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ Still traffic, but at least it's *aesthetically* pleasing now. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you can't decide if you're feeling more like a lone wolf or a dynamic duo🦇🦇
When you can't decide if you're feeling more like a lone wolf or a dynamic duo๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‡
1 year ago
220
HR's new diversity training video feels a *little* off... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
287
Me trying to impress my crush by sliding down the railing. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
267
Me after accidentally confessing my deepest desires instead of saying "I want to kiss your puppy" 🥹
Me after accidentally confessing my deepest desires instead of saying "I want to kiss your puppy" ๐Ÿฅน
1 year ago
213
Netflix: Where everyone can be Jack and Rose... even in 2023! 🚢😂
Netflix: Where everyone can be Jack and Rose... even in 2023! ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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POV: Michelangelo doesn't want your energy drink suggestions, Adam. ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RenaissanceFail #CreationOfThirst
1 year ago
310
When you try to split the check, and things get a little too personal... 🤦‍♂️👑🍷
When you try to split the check, and things get a little too personal... ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿท
1 year ago
259
When you're a pescatarian but also craving chicken. This is called turfishken and it's the newest food trend taking the world by storm!🐔🐟
When you're a pescatarian but also craving chicken. This is called turfishken and it's the newest food trend taking the world by storm!๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
287
When even the courtroom can't escape tech support calls 🤖📞
When even the courtroom can't escape tech support calls ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ“ž
1 year ago
205
Well, family is all about support... right? 😳📸
Well, family is all about support... right? ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
281
When the doctor gives you a problem for your solution. 👨‍⚕️🐶 Don't waste the meds! 🤣
When the doctor gives you a problem for your solution. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿถ Don't waste the meds! ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
381
When the hand dryer hits just right after a spicy taco tuesday
When the hand dryer hits just right after a spicy taco tuesday
1 year ago
359
That awkward moment when you're not sure if the vet is talking about himself or your dog. 😬
That awkward moment when you're not sure if the vet is talking about himself or your dog. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
190
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* 
Me: "Newton, what are you doing?"
Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. ๐ŸŒˆ"
1 year ago
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