The Terminator after realizing being a babysitter is harder than saving mankind: I won't be back 🤖👶👧
The Terminator after realizing being a babysitter is harder than saving mankind: I won't be back ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ง
1 year ago
118
Netflix, you've got some explaining to do. Recommending "The Human Centipede" after "A Bug's Life"? 🐛➡️😱  Kids, avert your eyes! This ain't no sequel.
Netflix, you've got some explaining to do. Recommending "The Human Centipede" after "A Bug's Life"? ๐Ÿ›โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Kids, avert your eyes! This ain't no sequel.
1 year ago
158
When you ask your dealer for that good stuff and he brings broccoli.🥦
When you ask your dealer for that good stuff and he brings broccoli.๐Ÿฅฆ
1 year ago
195
E.T. just learned about the Caesar cipher, and things got a little out of hand.👽
E.T. just learned about the Caesar cipher, and things got a little out of hand.๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
101
Who needs a fancy shower when you've got the trusty tabo to wash away your tears? 🥲
Who needs a fancy shower when you've got the trusty tabo to wash away your tears? ๐Ÿฅฒ
9 months ago
250
When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle 💀. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness 😂.
When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle ๐Ÿ’€. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness ๐Ÿ˜‚.
1 year ago
252
When you're Batman and 'parking' means turning Joker's ride into modern art 🚓💥🦇
When you're Batman and 'parking' means turning Joker's ride into modern art ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿฆ‡
11 months ago
210
When you're a designer and also a fan of the seven deadly sins😈🍷
When you're a designer and also a fan of the seven deadly sins๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
170
Finnish weather forecast be like: ๐Ÿฅถ
1 year ago
261
So basically, we're at our most real when things are either taking off or falling apart. Makes sense. 🤷‍♂️
So basically, we're at our most real when things are either taking off or falling apart. Makes sense. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
206
My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child 😂. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself 🤫.
My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child ๐Ÿ˜‚. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself ๐Ÿคซ.
1 year ago
104
When pizza geometry keeps you up at night 🍕🤔💭
When pizza geometry keeps you up at night ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ
1 year ago
178
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands 😈
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
116
When ‘Parenting 101’ might need a cheat sheet! 🍼🚫🤦‍♂️
When โ€˜Parenting 101โ€™ might need a cheat sheet! ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
201
When your car's 'check engine' light is less complicated than your love life 🚗💔😂
When your car's 'check engine' light is less complicated than your love life ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
235