🤔 When your health tips come with a side of world domination plans! 🌍
๐Ÿค” When your health tips come with a side of world domination plans! ๐ŸŒ
10 months ago
148
When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. 😂
When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
113
America is #1.  Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners!  Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery.  If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too.  🇺🇸🥇
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅ‡
1 year ago
100
Microsoft's vision for Windows 10: One product family, one platform, one Reich. 🙋‍♂️
Microsoft's vision for Windows 10: One product family, one platform, one Reich. ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ
18 days ago
46
When you achieve the American dream, but the troll face on your back still haunts you 😂
When you achieve the American dream, but the troll face on your back still haunts you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
65
When you accidentally imply that Padmé has gained weight 😂
When you accidentally imply that Padmรฉ has gained weight ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
84
When the pasta is al dente, and so are you! 🍝🔫 Mama mia...
When the pasta is al dente, and so are you! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”ซ Mama mia...
1 year ago
99
🐶🔧 When your car troubles turn into a bark and purr blend! 🚗😅
๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ”ง When your car troubles turn into a bark and purr blend! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
155
Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: 🤔
Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
113
When you're trying to unite Europe, but accidentally create the USSR 2.0
When you're trying to unite Europe, but accidentally create the USSR 2.0
1 year ago
116
Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem 😂
Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
112
🏀 When the cinema turns into a basketball court! 😂🎬
๐Ÿ€ When the cinema turns into a basketball court! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽฌ
1 year ago
105
Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like 😂
Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
109
When the dorm wifi is called Carrotnet and you get rickrolled by carrots instead of Rick Astley.🥕
When the dorm wifi is called Carrotnet and you get rickrolled by carrots instead of Rick Astley.๐Ÿฅ•
1 year ago
132
Me trying to paint landscapes like Bob Ross, but ending up with three slightly different versions of a lumpy rock. 😂 #nailedit #wildlifeart
Me trying to paint landscapes like Bob Ross, but ending up with three slightly different versions of a lumpy rock. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #nailedit #wildlifeart
1 year ago
166