When you crash the Jedi afterlife party uninvited ๐ ๐ป #SorryYounglings
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be a Jedi after watching Star Wars for the first time ๐
1 year ago
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When you realize that your prayers haven't been answered, and a tank is heading right towards you, it might be time to start questioning if Allah is really on your side ๐ค
1 year ago
100
When you realize your ideal partner exists only in your mind ๐ #RamboHousewife
1 year ago
97
Me buying a used BMW: I know you've had other owners, but as long as you still drive me right ๐
1 year ago
168
When you download a movie and get sued by the entire film industry ๐ญ๐ฐ
1 year ago
160
When you survive sex with Chuck Norris and realize you're the only one left standing ๐ฆต๐ค
1 year ago
97
๐ฅ When circuit boards start their own identity movement! ๐ ๐ก
11 months ago
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When Santa's cousin takes things way too seriously ๐ ๐ฉ
1 year ago
229
Nicki Minaj's "Starships" music video be like: ๐ด๐ถ๐
1 year ago
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When you finally quit your job ๐
1 year ago
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When your family accidentally eats your "toy"๐ฅ๐. Sharing is caring...but not like this! ๐ฌ
1 year ago
167
Me googling at 3am why there are strawberries on my nipples and I need them for the fruit salad.
1 year ago
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Is this how you get to the top of the corporate ladder? ๐ค๐ #bootytower