USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons!
Person: Why don't you attack Russia?
USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! 😂
USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons! Person: Why don't you attack Russia? USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
201
Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge 😂
Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
137
When you and your squad are ready to cheer your team to victory! 🇸🇪⚽️🎉
When you and your squad are ready to cheer your team to victory! ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ชโšฝ๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
231
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. 🍻
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. ๐Ÿป
8 months ago
372
Proof that not everything is flat in Florida
Proof that not everything is flat in Florida
1 year ago
180
Me after explaining to my friend why crypto is a good investment
Me after explaining to my friend why crypto is a good investment
1 year ago
146
Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
1 year ago
221
Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution 😂
Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
300
When your oven has a hotter temper than you do! 🔥🍳
When your oven has a hotter temper than you do! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿณ
1 year ago
271
When you take 'stairway to heaven' a bit too literally 😂🚧
When you take 'stairway to heaven' a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšง
1 year ago
231
Me trying to figure out how many football fields fit inside 250 square acres
Me trying to figure out how many football fields fit inside 250 square acres
1 year ago
258
My entire existence was erased for Ghostbusters II. I ain't afraid of no ghost, but I am afraid of my parents' priorities. 👻📼
My entire existence was erased for Ghostbusters II. I ain't afraid of no ghost, but I am afraid of my parents' priorities. ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ“ผ
9 months ago
208
When your friend becomes a father and priorities change 😂🍼. The baby's tears say it all!
When your friend becomes a father and priorities change ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿผ. The baby's tears say it all!
1 year ago
230
Me trying to explain to my adopted toddler that sharing is caring 😂😭
Me trying to explain to my adopted toddler that sharing is caring ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
279
When the woodpecker hits the wrong note 🎶😵
When the woodpecker hits the wrong note ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜ต
1 year ago
213