Discover memes at random โ you never know what you will find next.
USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons!
Person: Why don't you attack Russia?
USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! ๐
1 year ago
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Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge ๐
1 year ago
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When you and your squad are ready to cheer your team to victory! ๐ธ๐ชโฝ๏ธ๐
1 year ago
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When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. ๐ป
8 months ago
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Proof that not everything is flat in Florida
1 year ago
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Me after explaining to my friend why crypto is a good investment
1 year ago
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Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
1 year ago
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Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution ๐
1 year ago
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When your oven has a hotter temper than you do! ๐ฅ๐ณ
1 year ago
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When you take 'stairway to heaven' a bit too literally ๐๐ง
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out how many football fields fit inside 250 square acres
1 year ago
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My entire existence was erased for Ghostbusters II. I ain't afraid of no ghost, but I am afraid of my parents' priorities. ๐ป๐ผ
9 months ago
208
When your friend becomes a father and priorities change ๐๐ผ. The baby's tears say it all!
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my adopted toddler that sharing is caring ๐๐ญ