When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period 😂
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
200
My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child 😂. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself 🤫.
My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child ๐Ÿ˜‚. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself ๐Ÿคซ.
1 year ago
179
When your parrot becomes your accidental therapist 🦜😂
When your parrot becomes your accidental therapist ๐Ÿฆœ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
344
The only virus I wouldn't mind getting. It's more helpful than my IT department! 😂
The only virus I wouldn't mind getting. It's more helpful than my IT department! ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
221
When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs 😂
When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
176
Talk about a high-stakes trip to the mall. This doctor's diagnostic test is something else. 💀
Talk about a high-stakes trip to the mall. This doctor's diagnostic test is something else. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
348
When your baby auditions for 'The Next Top Supervillain' 😂🍼
When your baby auditions for 'The Next Top Supervillain' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿผ
1 year ago
333
Michael Bay be like: "Why create new CGI when you can just recycle the old ones? ♻️😂 #PearlHarbor #Transformers #BudgetCuts
Michael Bay be like: "Why create new CGI when you can just recycle the old ones? โ™ป๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PearlHarbor #Transformers #BudgetCuts
1 year ago
283
Mario getting that 1UP
1 year ago
348
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...🤔
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
212
Me trying to be sexy after six oysters and three beers 🦪🍺
Me trying to be sexy after six oysters and three beers ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
206
When your lions and crowns game is strong, but one lion prefers dancing! 🦁🇸🇪🇳🇴🇩🇰🇫🇮
When your lions and crowns game is strong, but one lion prefers dancing! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
1 year ago
171
Moral of the story? Secure the bag, but more importantly, secure your lumbar spine. Greg's got his priorities straight. 😂
Moral of the story? Secure the bag, but more importantly, secure your lumbar spine. Greg's got his priorities straight. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
391
Smile... wait... for... FLASH💥
Smile... wait... for... FLASH๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
353
Me trying to explain to my parents how I'm going to become a millionaire with my perpetual motion machine. 🔌⚡️😂
Me trying to explain to my parents how I'm going to become a millionaire with my perpetual motion machine. ๐Ÿ”Œโšก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
239