Discover memes at random โ you never know what you will find next.
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period ๐
1 year ago
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My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child ๐. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself ๐คซ.
1 year ago
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When your parrot becomes your accidental therapist ๐ฆ๐
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The only virus I wouldn't mind getting. It's more helpful than my IT department! ๐
5 months ago
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When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs ๐
1 year ago
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Talk about a high-stakes trip to the mall. This doctor's diagnostic test is something else. ๐
6 months ago
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When your baby auditions for 'The Next Top Supervillain' ๐๐ผ
1 year ago
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Michael Bay be like: "Why create new CGI when you can just recycle the old ones? โป๏ธ๐ #PearlHarbor #Transformers #BudgetCuts
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Mario getting that 1UP
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God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...๐ค
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Me trying to be sexy after six oysters and three beers ๐ฆช๐บ
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When your lions and crowns game is strong, but one lion prefers dancing! ๐ฆ๐ธ๐ช๐ณ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ซ๐ฎ
1 year ago
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Moral of the story? Secure the bag, but more importantly, secure your lumbar spine. Greg's got his priorities straight. ๐
11 months ago
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Smile... wait... for... FLASH๐ฅ
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Me trying to explain to my parents how I'm going to become a millionaire with my perpetual motion machine. ๐โก๏ธ๐