Me: "Mom can I play just for a few minutes?" 
Mom: "OK"
Hours later...
Me: "Mom can I play just for a few minutes?" Mom: "OK" Hours later...
1 year ago
272
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself 😂
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
349
When you're immune to peer pressure and, apparently, myocarditis too. 😎
When you're immune to peer pressure and, apparently, myocarditis too. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
2 months ago
171
When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. 😂
When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
256
Obama casually dropping the mic after releasing his birth certificate 😂
Obama casually dropping the mic after releasing his birth certificate ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
258
When small talk in Austria starts with historical plots and crime dramas 🇦🇹💀
When small talk in Austria starts with historical plots and crime dramas ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
267
Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe 😂
Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
199
Me trying to explain to my mom that being a breakdancer and a flamboyant waiter are two completely different career paths.💃🕺
Me trying to explain to my mom that being a breakdancer and a flamboyant waiter are two completely different career paths.๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
286
When she's acting up but she also IS your phone📱🤦‍♀️
When she's acting up but she also IS your phone๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
178
POV: Your "Which college major are you?" quiz results. 😂
POV: Your "Which college major are you?" quiz results. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
360
Me pretending to work while my manager is walking by ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
301
That feeling when you brace for impact and hope your car insurance is up to date 😂
That feeling when you brace for impact and hope your car insurance is up to date ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
348
Me pretending to remember my doctor's name so I don't get the wrong prescription 😂
Me pretending to remember my doctor's name so I don't get the wrong prescription ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
323
When you love Hello Kitty, but also the Second Amendment 💖🔫
When you love Hello Kitty, but also the Second Amendment ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ”ซ
1 year ago
228
When the typo turns your job into a full-time cleaning gig 🧼😅
When the typo turns your job into a full-time cleaning gig ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
314