Yo dawg, we heard you like drinks, so we put a drink in your drink! 🍹😂
Yo dawg, we heard you like drinks, so we put a drink in your drink! ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
129
Yo dog, we heard you like dogs, so we put a dog on the phone so you can talk to a dog while you're on the phone 🐶📞
Yo dog, we heard you like dogs, so we put a dog on the phone so you can talk to a dog while you're on the phone ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ“ž
1 year ago
87
This snek is calibrating its internal GPS 🐍🗺️. Now it knows exactly where to go for its next snack 🐛.
This snek is calibrating its internal GPS ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ. Now it knows exactly where to go for its next snack ๐Ÿ›.
1 year ago
110
When Grandma's internet search takes a wild turn 😳📚🔍
When Grandma's internet search takes a wild turn ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ”
1 year ago
106
When you want to promote safe sex, but also kind of a savage. 💀
When you want to promote safe sex, but also kind of a savage. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
69
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits😂
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
159
When the system demands your taxes but hesitates on healthcare 💸➡️🩺 #EconomicIrony
When the system demands your taxes but hesitates on healthcare ๐Ÿ’ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿฉบ #EconomicIrony
1 year ago
114
"So I carefully cut off the bottom so that it fit." 💀  This is why we can't have nice things.  RIP GPU. 😭
"So I carefully cut off the bottom so that it fit." ๐Ÿ’€ This is why we can't have nice things. RIP GPU. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
98
When card games and geography class collide! 🎴🌍
When card games and geography class collide! ๐ŸŽด๐ŸŒ
1 year ago
157
Sexual equality? More like sexually unequal standards 😂
Sexual equality? More like sexually unequal standards ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
157
America is #1.  Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners!  Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery.  If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too.  🇺🇸🥇
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅ‡
1 year ago
103
Me getting ready for another school day
Me getting ready for another school day
1 year ago
77
When you try to be a supportive husband but it backfires spectacularly. He had the spirit, just the wrong source material. 😂
When you try to be a supportive husband but it backfires spectacularly. He had the spirit, just the wrong source material. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
151
When you think you're all out of options, but then... the plot twist walks in 🦄🫢
When you think you're all out of options, but then... the plot twist walks in ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿซข
1 year ago
130
I don't always accidentally... but when I do, I accidentally download all of Wikipedia. Now, how do I turn my computer into a library? 🤔
I don't always accidentally... but when I do, I accidentally download all of Wikipedia. Now, how do I turn my computer into a library? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
117