When the pumpkin plans don't match the execution ๐๐ฑ๐คฃ
1 year ago
125
When watching kid shows starts feeling like a wild Friday night ๐๐คฃ
1 year ago
250
When you want to spice up your Omegle chats ๐
1 year ago
368
When he says he's just reading the 'paper' ๐๐
1 year ago
182
When you survive sex with Chuck Norris and realize you're the only one left standing ๐ฆต๐ค
1 year ago
126
When you love guns more than pizza๐
1 year ago
283
When your friend says they handled your investments during the stock market crash and you're about to find out if you're now a millionaire or living under a bridge
1 year ago
178
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. ๐คข
1 year ago
122
My girlfriend is like my life... I don't have one ๐
1 year ago
133
When you ask the internet for computer magic and it reflects back ๐๐ฅ๏ธ
1 year ago
302
When your aunt walks in on you watching the Endless Eight arc, judges you, then you remind her why you're watching anime in the first place ๐
1 year ago
253
My wife: 'Just hang the picture.' Me, an engineer: ๐จโ๐ง
9 months ago
213
When you can't afford all four wheels, but still need to get to work
1 year ago
246
My solution to global warming: We launch the oceans into space, where they instantly freeze into giant ice cubes, then send them back to Earth in insulated capsules. Problem solved! ๐ง๐๐๐