When someone tells you that the rain is bad weather, but you live in a drought-stricken region 😂
When someone tells you that the rain is bad weather, but you live in a drought-stricken region ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
93
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. 💍
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. ๐Ÿ’
5 months ago
186
Me and the boys making sure Tarzan keeps it PG-13 🐒
Me and the boys making sure Tarzan keeps it PG-13 ๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
122
When life gives you lemons, start an online debate 🍋💻
When life gives you lemons, start an online debate ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
88
When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. 😂
When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
89
Me trying to explain to my mom that caffeine and alcohol are drugs too 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom that caffeine and alcohol are drugs too ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
70
He doesn't even know the trouble he's in. The audacity he had in my subconscious last night... 😤
He doesn't even know the trouble he's in. The audacity he had in my subconscious last night... ๐Ÿ˜ค
7 months ago
153
The GDPR strikes back! 🌌🛡️
The GDPR strikes back! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
1 year ago
93
Ah, the good old days... when 'wireless communication' meant yelling for a lifeboat! 🚢😅
Ah, the good old days... when 'wireless communication' meant yelling for a lifeboat! ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
135
Why did the police officer cross the road? To beat the chicken for being black. 🐔🚓
Why did the police officer cross the road? To beat the chicken for being black. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿš“
1 year ago
134
When romance is on a McBudget 🍔💰🤦‍♂️
When romance is on a McBudget ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
106
When someone roasts you so hard a part of you dies inside 💀 but then you realize they were right and you level up 💪
When someone roasts you so hard a part of you dies inside ๐Ÿ’€ but then you realize they were right and you level up ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
69
Me trying to understand how oxygen and helium work after failing my science exam 😂
Me trying to understand how oxygen and helium work after failing my science exam ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
76
When your code is a hot mess, but you still rock that outfit! 👗💻
When your code is a hot mess, but you still rock that outfit! ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
125
Me trying to make new friends: 🤝 
Instructions unclear, hands now stuck to poster.
Me trying to make new friends: ๐Ÿค Instructions unclear, hands now stuck to poster.
1 year ago
62