🤔 When your health tips come with a side of world domination plans! 🌍
๐Ÿค” When your health tips come with a side of world domination plans! ๐ŸŒ
1 year ago
426
When you accidentally confess your infidelity to your girlfriend’s identical twin sister 😂
When you accidentally confess your infidelity to your girlfriendโ€™s identical twin sister ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
496
Me trying to avoid Christmas this year. 🏃‍♂️💨
Me trying to avoid Christmas this year. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
304
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom:
*Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients*
Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom: *Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients* Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
1 year ago
221
Who needs the nightly news when you get all your current events updates from highly reliable memes? It's a foolproof system. 🤔
Who needs the nightly news when you get all your current events updates from highly reliable memes? It's a foolproof system. ๐Ÿค”
7 months ago
281
When all your favorite genres decide to have the ultimate showdown! 🚀⚔️🎉
When all your favorite genres decide to have the ultimate showdown! ๐Ÿš€โš”๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
204
When your degree is just one claw grab away 🎓💸
When your degree is just one claw grab away ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
384
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
1 year ago
390
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
1 year ago
376
Forget family, the portfolio needs me! 📈🚀
Forget family, the portfolio needs me! ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
412
9 AM at home: still snuggled up in bed. 7 AM at a hotel: already conquered the breakfast buffet like a champion 😂.  Free food motivation is REAL! 🥐🍳🍉
9 AM at home: still snuggled up in bed. 7 AM at a hotel: already conquered the breakfast buffet like a champion ๐Ÿ˜‚. Free food motivation is REAL! ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ‰
1 year ago
364
If a key opens many locks, it’s a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys…well, you know the rest. 😉
If a key opens many locks, itโ€™s a master key. If a lock is opened by many keysโ€ฆwell, you know the rest. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
348
That feeling when you brace for impact and hope your car insurance is up to date 😂
That feeling when you brace for impact and hope your car insurance is up to date ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
348
Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work 😴
Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
307
When you realize Black Monopoly is just regular Monopoly but with extra steps.
When you realize Black Monopoly is just regular Monopoly but with extra steps.
1 year ago
309