"How do I approach an Islamic girl?"  💣With a bomb squad.💀

And... /thread
"How do I approach an Islamic girl?" ๐Ÿ’ฃWith a bomb squad.๐Ÿ’€ And... /thread
1 year ago
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Somehow, a giant man-eating shark seems more manageable. 😬
Somehow, a giant man-eating shark seems more manageable. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
226
Dogs can detect cancer, cats can detect the inside of a glass. Who's the goodest boy now? 🤔😂
Dogs can detect cancer, cats can detect the inside of a glass. Who's the goodest boy now? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
133
When yoga and bubble baths just don’t cut it anymore! 😈🛀
When yoga and bubble baths just donโ€™t cut it anymore! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ›€
1 year ago
221
That moment when you realize you could've bought groceries for a week with that DoorDash delivery fee 😂
That moment when you realize you could've bought groceries for a week with that DoorDash delivery fee ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
263
My doctor said there'd be side effects, but he didn't mention I'd get a new DNA captain. 🧬
My doctor said there'd be side effects, but he didn't mention I'd get a new DNA captain. ๐Ÿงฌ
9 days ago
43
New washing instructions are terrifying. 😩
New washing instructions are terrifying. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
290
When you're trying to steal a TV, but you accidentally grab a microwave๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
285
When you're a Nazi, but also lactose intolerant. This milk bath is gonna be a rough ride. 🥛 😬
When you're a Nazi, but also lactose intolerant. This milk bath is gonna be a rough ride. ๐Ÿฅ› ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
215
Nailed it! This caricature perfectly captures our...unique beauty. 😂
Nailed it! This caricature perfectly captures our...unique beauty. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
284
Time is undefeated... and so are the laws of gravity. 🍌
Time is undefeated... and so are the laws of gravity. ๐ŸŒ
1 year ago
281
When you find out the reception is BYOFB (Bring Your Own Fire and Barbecue).
When you find out the reception is BYOFB (Bring Your Own Fire and Barbecue).
1 year ago
159
When you're lovin' it, but they're not lovin' you back.🍟👊
When you're lovin' it, but they're not lovin' you back.๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‘Š
1 year ago
258
When your gym buddy asks you for a spot and uses you as his personal weight rack.  🤬
When your gym buddy asks you for a spot and uses you as his personal weight rack. ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
181
Me trying to understand how the hell can a whole country's economy possibly be summarized in one single equation. 🤯
Me trying to understand how the hell can a whole country's economy possibly be summarized in one single equation. ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
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