When you run out of cannonballs, so you launch the entire tank instead 🚀💥
When you run out of cannonballs, so you launch the entire tank instead ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
259
When you try to be romantic but your partner takes things a bit too literally. Please advise. 🤔🚽
When you try to be romantic but your partner takes things a bit too literally. Please advise. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿšฝ
8 months ago
317
Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
1 year ago
312
When you realize your degree in Gender Studies doesn't help you use Excel. 😬
When you realize your degree in Gender Studies doesn't help you use Excel. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
243
This is the kind of dark humor that makes you question your own sanity for laughing. 💀
This is the kind of dark humor that makes you question your own sanity for laughing. ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
258
When you're trying to chase your clouds away, but you're stuck at high altitude 😂🌿
When you're trying to chase your clouds away, but you're stuck at high altitude ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒฟ
1 year ago
247
When you meet your idol and they grant your wildest wish! 😂🎤 #Goals
When you meet your idol and they grant your wildest wish! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽค #Goals
1 year ago
330
When modern medicine fails, there's always Virgin Mary water! 🙏😂 #blessed #positivevibes
When modern medicine fails, there's always Virgin Mary water! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚ #blessed #positivevibes
1 year ago
316
When your evil plan is so diabolical it makes actual supervillains cry with admiration. 🤣
When your evil plan is so diabolical it makes actual supervillains cry with admiration. ๐Ÿคฃ
8 months ago
434
When 'till death do us part' gets a six-hour extension... 🕒💀
When 'till death do us part' gets a six-hour extension... ๐Ÿ•’๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
393
Me looking at other people's cringe status updates to feel better about myself 😂
Me looking at other people's cringe status updates to feel better about myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
296
The guilt trip is real. How many more must perish before we get the conclusion, Gabe? HOW MANY?! 😭
The guilt trip is real. How many more must perish before we get the conclusion, Gabe? HOW MANY?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
7 months ago
325
The stock market's easiest difficulty setting: being a politician. 📈💰
The stock market's easiest difficulty setting: being a politician. ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
392
Apparently, dream apocalypses are just as frustrating as real relationships. Now you're mad at them for something that didn't even happen. 😂
Apparently, dream apocalypses are just as frustrating as real relationships. Now you're mad at them for something that didn't even happen. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
241
Facebook taught me two things: 1. There are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. 2. They're outnumbered by people who share minion memes and argue about politics in the comments section 😂
Facebook taught me two things: 1. There are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. 2. They're outnumbered by people who share minion memes and argue about politics in the comments section ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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