When your dog thinks they're the one driving 🚗💨🐶
When your dog thinks they're the one driving ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿถ
1 year ago
234
When your backpack is heavier than your homework load 🎒😅
When your backpack is heavier than your homework load ๐ŸŽ’๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
339
Me trying to impress my crush by doing a wheelie: ๐Ÿค•
1 year ago
272
Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night 🍸
Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night ๐Ÿธ
1 year ago
299
When you think you're good at math, and then probability hits you like a truck.  The answer is NOT 1/2 😂
When you think you're good at math, and then probability hits you like a truck. The answer is NOT 1/2 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
306
These Portal bookends are perfect for holding up your collection of sci-fi novels. They're also great for when you need to quickly escape to another dimension to avoid doing chores. 👾
These Portal bookends are perfect for holding up your collection of sci-fi novels. They're also great for when you need to quickly escape to another dimension to avoid doing chores. ๐Ÿ‘พ
1 year ago
316
When you find the real pot of gold at the end of the rainbow 🍻🌈
When you find the real pot of gold at the end of the rainbow ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
422
Be like a panda: black, white, Asian, and packing heat against racism. 🐼🔫
Be like a panda: black, white, Asian, and packing heat against racism. ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ”ซ
6 months ago
371
When the detox foot pad pulls out last night's pasta dinner. ๐Ÿ
11 months ago
377
Steve Jobs' office is now six feet under. 💀
Steve Jobs' office is now six feet under. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
344
When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
1 year ago
408
Me explaining to my doctor that the constant, agonizing pain I feel is just a Tuesday.
Me explaining to my doctor that the constant, agonizing pain I feel is just a Tuesday.
1 year ago
296
Me trying to put in eye drops
Me trying to put in eye drops
1 year ago
290
The moment you realize your job is just being an NPC in a billionaire's side quest. 🤯 He's not wrong though.
The moment you realize your job is just being an NPC in a billionaire's side quest. ๐Ÿคฏ He's not wrong though.
10 months ago
467
The only virus I wouldn't mind getting. It's more helpful than my IT department! 😂
The only virus I wouldn't mind getting. It's more helpful than my IT department! ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
221