The truth they don't want you to know! It all makes sense now. I knew my recycling bin was suspicious. 🧐
The truth they don't want you to know! It all makes sense now. I knew my recycling bin was suspicious. ๐Ÿง
1 year ago
132
When your IQ skyrockets only after learning to surf 🏄‍♂️📚
When your IQ skyrockets only after learning to surf ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
94
British refinement at its finest. 😂 In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the idea… by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! 🐐➡️🧻
British refinement at its finest. ๐Ÿ˜‚ In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the ideaโ€ฆ by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! ๐Ÿโžก๏ธ๐Ÿงป
1 year ago
157
Me pretending to save money so I can buy more cat treats ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
60
When you ask your male friend to walk a mile in a woman's shoes, and he takes it *way* too literally👠
When you ask your male friend to walk a mile in a woman's shoes, and he takes it *way* too literally๐Ÿ‘ 
1 year ago
122
When your squad is down to the last two brain cells and they're both fighting for third place. 😂
When your squad is down to the last two brain cells and they're both fighting for third place. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
135
It's not what it looks like, officer. They're just LEGO plants for my LEGO garden.🌿
It's not what it looks like, officer. They're just LEGO plants for my LEGO garden.๐ŸŒฟ
1 year ago
139
Surrounded yet threatened? 🤔 Seems like someone needs a bigger map! #USA #Iran #Military
Surrounded yet threatened? ๐Ÿค” Seems like someone needs a bigger map! #USA #Iran #Military
1 year ago
99
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls 😂
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
77
Me trying to cancel my student loans
Me trying to cancel my student loans
1 year ago
103
Making of The Dictator: When you accidentally throw away the script and have to improvise the entire movie.
Making of The Dictator: When you accidentally throw away the script and have to improvise the entire movie.
1 year ago
190
They said follow your dreams, they didn't say you'd be able to pay rent with them. 🎓😂
They said follow your dreams, they didn't say you'd be able to pay rent with them. ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
98
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably 😂
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
63
Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! 🦠😂
Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
73
Real men steal sanitary pads for their girlfriends. Getting caught? Priceless 😂
Real men steal sanitary pads for their girlfriends. Getting caught? Priceless ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
153