POV: you're hanging with your best friend. Literally. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
147
When winter's coming, but so is your sarcasm ❄️😏
When winter's coming, but so is your sarcasm โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
114
When pupper conversions require a calculator 📏🐶
When pupper conversions require a calculator ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿถ
1 year ago
174
When you're ready to slip and slide into a new level of strategy! 🚿🎯
When you're ready to slip and slide into a new level of strategy! ๐Ÿšฟ๐ŸŽฏ
1 year ago
158
When you want to activate your suicide vest but pull the string on your hoodie instead ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
120
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. 😂
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
119
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti 🍷
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
79
When you're supposed to read '1984' as a warning, not an instruction manual. ✍️
When you're supposed to read '1984' as a warning, not an instruction manual. โœ๏ธ
6 months ago
174
When you and your friend try to re-enact that iconic hockey fight scene but end up just looking like a couple of penguins trying to breakdance on ice ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
112
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today 😂
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
67
When you’re in Germany but all your neighbors are on a Turkish vacation 🇩🇪🇹🇷
When youโ€™re in Germany but all your neighbors are on a Turkish vacation ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท
1 year ago
124
When you try to impress Penn and Teller with a simple handkerchief trick ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
183
POV: You are a tiny kitten getting a belly rub. ๐Ÿ˜ป
1 year ago
131
Reading Mein Kampf makes you worse than Hitler, reading the KKK's handbook makes you a white supremacist, but reading the Bible makes you a freedom-loving saint. 🤔
Reading Mein Kampf makes you worse than Hitler, reading the KKK's handbook makes you a white supremacist, but reading the Bible makes you a freedom-loving saint. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
116
When you learn raffles can't always pay the bills 😂💡
When you learn raffles can't always pay the bills ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ก
1 year ago
122