Me after successfully sneaking all the fireworks into the bathroom and not getting caught ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
131
Website cookie banners be like: 'Your privacy is important to us, but our ad revenue is importanter.' 😂
Website cookie banners be like: 'Your privacy is important to us, but our ad revenue is importanter.' ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
113
When the family reunion gets a little too much 😂🍸 #ThrowbackChaos
When the family reunion gets a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿธ #ThrowbackChaos
1 year ago
140
When you troll a dad on Facebook and he takes it *way* too seriously 😂. "I'm calling the Apple Store!"  Sir, this is a Wendy's.
When you troll a dad on Facebook and he takes it *way* too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚. "I'm calling the Apple Store!" Sir, this is a Wendy's.
1 year ago
119
When your art installations double as your silent roommates 🕯️😶
When your art installations double as your silent roommates ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ถ
1 year ago
180
When you hit 'send' on a drunk email and your professor hits back with life's wisdom! 🍻📧
When you hit 'send' on a drunk email and your professor hits back with life's wisdom! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ“ง
1 year ago
101
Good: Telling him over a romantic dinner. 🥰
Bad: Whispering it during your wedding vows. 😬
Good: Telling him over a romantic dinner. ๐Ÿฅฐ Bad: Whispering it during your wedding vows. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
110
When religion takes a page from Fight Club 🤫✝️🥊
When religion takes a page from Fight Club ๐Ÿคซโœ๏ธ๐ŸฅŠ
1 year ago
113
The ultimate 'I told you so' moment in a marriage. 💀
The ultimate 'I told you so' moment in a marriage. ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
155
When bedtime stories sound a little *too* unbelievable 😂 #BibleStories #DadLife #SkepticalKid
When bedtime stories sound a little *too* unbelievable ๐Ÿ˜‚ #BibleStories #DadLife #SkepticalKid
1 year ago
74
⚽️🧕 WELCOME TO SWEDEN (or what's left of it after this intense game of four-square) 🇸🇪
โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿง• WELCOME TO SWEDEN (or what's left of it after this intense game of four-square) ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช
1 year ago
96
Yo mama so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds the speed of light.🤯 Even Stephen Hawking can't explain that!😂
Yo mama so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds the speed of light.๐Ÿคฏ Even Stephen Hawking can't explain that!๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
136
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
1 year ago
139
Me trying to avoid all the ads YouTube is shoving in my face these days 👀
Me trying to avoid all the ads YouTube is shoving in my face these days ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
67
Me after downing my 8th glass of water today, trying to shock my poor liver back into functioning 😂
Me after downing my 8th glass of water today, trying to shock my poor liver back into functioning ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
104