When you try to impress a girl in the 80s 😂 #SmoothOperator
When you try to impress a girl in the 80s ๐Ÿ˜‚ #SmoothOperator
1 year ago
130
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? 🤔 Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! 😂
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? ๐Ÿค” Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
77
When your Zoom meeting gets a little *too* real 😂
When your Zoom meeting gets a little *too* real ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
106
Well, well, well…what do we have here? 😂
Well, well, wellโ€ฆwhat do we have here? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
80
Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
1 year ago
119
I may not have any Tour de France wins, but hey, at least I have more testicles than Lance Armstrong now. Small victories, right? 😂
I may not have any Tour de France wins, but hey, at least I have more testicles than Lance Armstrong now. Small victories, right? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
120
When the instructions are clear but the execution is... questionable! 😅🤰📢
When the instructions are clear but the execution is... questionable! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿ“ข
1 year ago
151
One went to America and got all the drip 🔥, the other stayed behind and became the drip 😂.
One went to America and got all the drip ๐Ÿ”ฅ, the other stayed behind and became the drip ๐Ÿ˜‚.
1 year ago
135
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary 🎺🤫
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
129
Navigating modern sins one app at a time 📱😂
Navigating modern sins one app at a time ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
98
When you search for 'easy Halloween costumes' and find your true calling as a cozy, human-sized slug. 🐛
When you search for 'easy Halloween costumes' and find your true calling as a cozy, human-sized slug. ๐Ÿ›
8 months ago
81
As above, so below. ✨From the smallest cell to the vast expanse of the universe, we're all connected, man. 👁️‍🗨️
As above, so below. โœจFrom the smallest cell to the vast expanse of the universe, we're all connected, man. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ
1 year ago
150
When you pour your heart out to your crush and they respond "IDUNOLOL" 😭
When you pour your heart out to your crush and they respond "IDUNOLOL" ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
122
Move over, Marvel Cinematic Universe, it’s the Llama Cinematic Universe now. 😂
Move over, Marvel Cinematic Universe, itโ€™s the Llama Cinematic Universe now. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
152
When your pickup lines are straight out of the history books... the really dark chapters. 💀
When your pickup lines are straight out of the history books... the really dark chapters. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
178