Roses are red, violets are blue, eating out is expensive so let's get drunk 😂
Roses are red, violets are blue, eating out is expensive so let's get drunk ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me after successfully sneaking all the fireworks into the bathroom and not getting caught ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to clutch a 1v5 and my PC decides to turn off ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Hillary Clinton checking her phone after the 2016 election results:  📱 "Okay, so the presidency test came back negative...again.  🙄  Well, there's always 2024!" 😂 #NeverGiveUp #ThirdTimesTheCharm
Hillary Clinton checking her phone after the 2016 election results: ๐Ÿ“ฑ "Okay, so the presidency test came back negative...again. ๐Ÿ™„ Well, there's always 2024!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NeverGiveUp #ThirdTimesTheCharm
1 year ago
365
This made me laugh way harder than it should have 💀
This made me laugh way harder than it should have ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
414
The ultimate 'I told you so' moment in a marriage. 💀
The ultimate 'I told you so' moment in a marriage. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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Me after my 17th attempt at parallel parking 😂
Me after my 17th attempt at parallel parking ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
341
When your GDPR training kicks in 😂🔒🍺
When your GDPR training kicks in ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
361
Me trying to use the force like Obi-Wan Kenobi to clear the bar
1 year ago
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When the code compiles but the mission isn't quite human-proof 🙃
When the code compiles but the mission isn't quite human-proof ๐Ÿ™ƒ
1 year ago
335
When you try to explain "woke" to Tolkien 😂
When you try to explain "woke" to Tolkien ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
227
When your outfit is so fire, it makes you forget to think.
When your outfit is so fire, it makes you forget to think.
1 year ago
219
Some men just want to watch the world chew through five pieces at once and get a massive jaw ache.
Some men just want to watch the world chew through five pieces at once and get a massive jaw ache.
1 year ago
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Me working hard so my cat can live their best life 👑😴
Me working hard so my cat can live their best life ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
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When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't 😂 #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't ๐Ÿ˜‚ #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
1 year ago
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