What's up, Doc? Oh nothing, just taking a leak. Don't make it weird. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿšฝ
10 months ago
214
Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. 🙏😂
Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
148
When you order a pepperoni pizza and get only 3 pepperonis. I guess, my pizza is now A6 of Pepperonis.
When you order a pepperoni pizza and get only 3 pepperonis. I guess, my pizza is now A6 of Pepperonis.
1 year ago
141
Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision* 
My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision* My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
1 year ago
95
Airbnb vs. Hotel: One comes with endless rules and a hefty cleaning deposit, the other with a predictable, boring room and peace of mind. Choose your fighter! 😂
Airbnb vs. Hotel: One comes with endless rules and a hefty cleaning deposit, the other with a predictable, boring room and peace of mind. Choose your fighter! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
110
When your friend orders their eggs "over complicated": 🐔🍳🤔
When your friend orders their eggs "over complicated": ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿณ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
77
Me: I think I'll play something new. Also me: *boots up Ocarina of Time for the 500th time*
Me: I think I'll play something new. Also me: *boots up Ocarina of Time for the 500th time*
1 year ago
153
In Mother Russia, you don't find Waldo. Waldo finds you. 🕵️‍♂️🇷🇺
In Mother Russia, you don't find Waldo. Waldo finds you. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ
1 year ago
105
The scientific method for going from 'dreamy' to 'creepy' in one shave. 🧔‍♂️➡️🥸
The scientific method for going from 'dreamy' to 'creepy' in one shave. ๐Ÿง”โ€โ™‚๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿฅธ
9 months ago
154
Fred and Daphne's bedroom adventures are always a mystery 🛏️😂
Fred and Daphne's bedroom adventures are always a mystery ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
84
When Photoshop skills are high af 😂
When Photoshop skills are high af ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
90
So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? 🤔  Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? 🤷‍♂️
So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? ๐Ÿค” Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
149
When you're trying to enjoy a romantic moment with your significant other, but your nosy neighbor's dog won't stop staring 👀😂 #AlpacaLove #NosyNeighbor #WinterRomance
When you're trying to enjoy a romantic moment with your significant other, but your nosy neighbor's dog won't stop staring ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚ #AlpacaLove #NosyNeighbor #WinterRomance
1 year ago
74
Me waiting for happiness like... 😅
Me waiting for happiness like... ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
73
Me trying to convince myself that I don't need this carpet alarm clock in my life when I absolutely do ⏰😂
Me trying to convince myself that I don't need this carpet alarm clock in my life when I absolutely do โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
94