This is how you know you're officially old. To them it's a vending machine, to us it was 1.44 MB of pure potential. 💾👴
This is how you know you're officially old. To them it's a vending machine, to us it was 1.44 MB of pure potential. ๐Ÿ’พ๐Ÿ‘ด
3 months ago
110
When your rival steals your girl (and your Squirtle costume) 😭
When your rival steals your girl (and your Squirtle costume) ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
150
Me pretending to care about my followers when it snows outside 😂. "Oh no, it's a blizzard! Hope everyone is safe inside… not like me, who's braving the elements to update you all!" 😏
Me pretending to care about my followers when it snows outside ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Oh no, it's a blizzard! Hope everyone is safe insideโ€ฆ not like me, who's braving the elements to update you all!" ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
164
Me trying to hold my life together 💀
Me trying to hold my life together ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
114
Move over, Marvel Cinematic Universe, it’s the Llama Cinematic Universe now. 😂
Move over, Marvel Cinematic Universe, itโ€™s the Llama Cinematic Universe now. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
152
A simple tl;dr of the Epstein files: It's just carrots on sticks all the way down, leading straight to Hell. 😈
A simple tl;dr of the Epstein files: It's just carrots on sticks all the way down, leading straight to Hell. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
4 months ago
187
Morpheus dropping some senior dev wisdom. One day you won't need to 'vibe' the codebase, you'll just be one with the code. 🧘‍♂️💻
Morpheus dropping some senior dev wisdom. One day you won't need to 'vibe' the codebase, you'll just be one with the code. ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป
1 day ago
0
When the debate takes an unexpected turn... 😶💬
When the debate takes an unexpected turn... ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ’ฌ
1 year ago
81
When life stings, just watch scorpions dance! 🦂💃
When life stings, just watch scorpions dance! ๐Ÿฆ‚๐Ÿ’ƒ
1 year ago
98
When you gotta go, you gotta go! Even stormtroopers have their limits ๐Ÿ˜‚ #StarWars #Shitpost #MayTheForceBeWithYourBladder
1 year ago
121
Me trying to escape Monday morning after a relaxing weekend ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
61
When you finally find the perfect golf swing ๐Ÿ˜‚โ›ณ๏ธ
1 year ago
80
When you're the true OG of higher education 🎓😎
When you're the true OG of higher education ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
116
My cat's reaction after discovering that the toilet isn't a water fountain 😹
My cat's reaction after discovering that the toilet isn't a water fountain ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
122
When you're a Terminator and can't remember which Sarah Connor is the right one. #JudgmentDay #WrongSarah
When you're a Terminator and can't remember which Sarah Connor is the right one. #JudgmentDay #WrongSarah
1 year ago
115