When you're a dragon queen but Tinder still confuses you 🐉🔥 #BetaOrbiters
When you're a dragon queen but Tinder still confuses you ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ”ฅ #BetaOrbiters
1 year ago
116
When you're so rich, your bed is made of money, but your spam folder is full of desperate pleas for help 😂
When you're so rich, your bed is made of money, but your spam folder is full of desperate pleas for help ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
71
When even the courtroom can't escape tech support calls 🤖📞
When even the courtroom can't escape tech support calls ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ“ž
1 year ago
68
Finally, someone who gets me. 🍻
Finally, someone who gets me. ๐Ÿป
9 months ago
99
Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
1 year ago
110
When the news anchor says 'straight from the source' but they mean straight from the house arrest 😂
When the news anchor says 'straight from the source' but they mean straight from the house arrest ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
110
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? 

Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?

Me: GET OUT 🚪
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT ๐Ÿšช
1 year ago
103
Hipster Flintstones: Celebrating Christmas before Christ. Now THAT'S OG 🪨🎄
Hipster Flintstones: Celebrating Christmas before Christ. Now THAT'S OG ๐Ÿชจ๐ŸŽ„
1 year ago
110
Men vs Women, the eternal struggle of who can handle a baby better 😂
Men vs Women, the eternal struggle of who can handle a baby better ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
158
Me trying to escape the family gathering after my aunt asks me about my love life.
Me trying to escape the family gathering after my aunt asks me about my love life.
1 year ago
124
When pizza geometry keeps you up at night 🍕🤔💭
When pizza geometry keeps you up at night ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ
1 year ago
110
Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. 🤖
Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. ๐Ÿค–
9 months ago
119
When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
11 months ago
142
Me trying to understand my sleep schedule after daylight savings time. 😵‍💫
Me trying to understand my sleep schedule after daylight savings time. ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year ago
101
When you realize adulting is just one long sleepover you can't get picked up from. Send help! 😩
When you realize adulting is just one long sleepover you can't get picked up from. Send help! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
7 months ago
146