"How do I approach an Islamic girl?"  💣With a bomb squad.💀

And... /thread
"How do I approach an Islamic girl?" ๐Ÿ’ฃWith a bomb squad.๐Ÿ’€ And... /thread
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my mom that caffeine and alcohol are drugs too 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom that caffeine and alcohol are drugs too ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
200
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." 🤢
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." ๐Ÿคข
1 year ago
182
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" 
My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" 😂
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
166
When love of grammar takes an unexpected turn 😂❤️
When love of grammar takes an unexpected turn ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ
1 year ago
298
Me pretending to be shocked that Kate is pregnant again 🤰
Me pretending to be shocked that Kate is pregnant again ๐Ÿคฐ
1 year ago
365
AI prioritizing GPUs over human safety? Sounds about right. 😅
AI prioritizing GPUs over human safety? Sounds about right. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
197
Every time I 'buy the dip' the universe just creates more dip. It's dips all the way down! 📉
Every time I 'buy the dip' the universe just creates more dip. It's dips all the way down! ๐Ÿ“‰
4 months ago
179
When Chewie can't handle the 'Solo' plans 🤣🚀 #ThirdWheelWookiee
When Chewie can't handle the 'Solo' plans ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿš€ #ThirdWheelWookiee
1 year ago
417
Europeans calculating how much to tip at a restaurant 😂
Europeans calculating how much to tip at a restaurant ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
358
Hitler giving wholesome advice? 🤔 History sure is full of surprises! 😂
Hitler giving wholesome advice? ๐Ÿค” History sure is full of surprises! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
388
💸 When your ex-boss said you'd never make it, so you went above and 'beyond' the call of duty! 🚜😂
๐Ÿ’ธ When your ex-boss said you'd never make it, so you went above and 'beyond' the call of duty! ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
266
Squad’s new Uber driver 😂🛵
Squadโ€™s new Uber driver ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ›ต
1 year ago
417
When your faith's trilogy gets a surprise sequel 📚🍿
When your faith's trilogy gets a surprise sequel ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿฟ
1 year ago
193
When you complain about your career progression but your senior manager was an intern for 50 years. 💀
When you complain about your career progression but your senior manager was an intern for 50 years. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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