Me pretending to be surprised when my credit card gets declined after buying yet another useless piece of jewelry.  💍💸😂
Me pretending to be surprised when my credit card gets declined after buying yet another useless piece of jewelry. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
77
When you have to be festive but you're dead inside. 🎄
When you have to be festive but you're dead inside. ๐ŸŽ„
27 days ago
60
The eternal battle between my summer body goals and a slice of cheesy happiness. I think we know who wins. 👀🍕
The eternal battle between my summer body goals and a slice of cheesy happiness. I think we know who wins. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ•
8 months ago
167
When you trade your star for some power-up mushrooms
1 year ago
199
When babysitting turns into an unexpected promotion... 🤔👶💼
When babysitting turns into an unexpected promotion... ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ’ผ
1 year ago
118
Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.🥔💅
Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
129
POV: You mistake the Dyson Airblade for a urinal and accidentally create a Jackson Pollock painting on the bathroom wall 🚽😩
POV: You mistake the Dyson Airblade for a urinal and accidentally create a Jackson Pollock painting on the bathroom wall ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
103
Friend zone is a dangerous place. Many fall, few escape 😂
Friend zone is a dangerous place. Many fall, few escape ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
67
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
11 months ago
143
Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once 😂
Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
89
When your workout buddy appreciates all your *assets* 💪🍑👌
When your workout buddy appreciates all your *assets* ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ
1 year ago
135
When your love for biking hits an all-time high... or low! 🚴‍♂️😂
When your love for biking hits an all-time high... or low! ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
79
Yogi Bear's about to have a *bear-y* bad time 😱🚧🐻
Yogi Bear's about to have a *bear-y* bad time ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿป
1 year ago
119
When you try to explain the different levels of NSFW to your grandma 👵
When you try to explain the different levels of NSFW to your grandma ๐Ÿ‘ต
1 year ago
93
When you're a master pianist, but take the term "fingering the minors" a bit too literally 😬
When you're a master pianist, but take the term "fingering the minors" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
125