When she wants the R8, but your bank account says 'salami and bologna special' 😂
When she wants the R8, but your bank account says 'salami and bologna special' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
382
The one thing that can bring any man back from the edge. Priorities are straight. 😂
The one thing that can bring any man back from the edge. Priorities are straight. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
419
When your rent is as high as your dice roll 🎲💸
When your rent is as high as your dice roll ๐ŸŽฒ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
306
Pigs and people striking a deal. I guess bacon really is off the menu now. 🤔
Pigs and people striking a deal. I guess bacon really is off the menu now. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
330
Del Boy with another insightful observation: Alcohol may kill, but it helps create life too 😂
Del Boy with another insightful observation: Alcohol may kill, but it helps create life too ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
271
That brief moment of horror when you think you've woken up in a crime scene, followed by the sweet, sweet relief. Hallelujah! 🙏
That brief moment of horror when you think you've woken up in a crime scene, followed by the sweet, sweet relief. Hallelujah! ๐Ÿ™
1 month ago
143
Me trying to make pizza after getting high at 3 AM
Me trying to make pizza after getting high at 3 AM
1 year ago
191
POV: You just really gotta go, and this gas station bathroom is giving Chernobyl vibes.☢️
POV: You just really gotta go, and this gas station bathroom is giving Chernobyl vibes.โ˜ข๏ธ
1 year ago
301
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
1 year ago
190
"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it."  😂
"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
277
Me and my brother serenading mom with our hit single "Butt to Butt" after our shower concert. 😂
Me and my brother serenading mom with our hit single "Butt to Butt" after our shower concert. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
294
Me trying to get my Pet Rock to attack someone who called me a loser.
Me trying to get my Pet Rock to attack someone who called me a loser.
1 year ago
309
✨ When your Jedi mind tricks aren't compatible with the latest firmware update ✨😂
โœจ When your Jedi mind tricks aren't compatible with the latest firmware update โœจ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
298
My internet knows me better than I know myself 😂
My internet knows me better than I know myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
209
The alternate director's cut of Star Wars where Padmé had absolutely no chill. 💀
The alternate director's cut of Star Wars where Padmรฉ had absolutely no chill. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
285