Me after checking WebMD for a headache 😂
Me after checking WebMD for a headache ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
143
When you get a Farmville request on Facebook 😂. Time to throw the computer out of the window
When you get a Farmville request on Facebook ๐Ÿ˜‚. Time to throw the computer out of the window
1 year ago
139
When the family gatherings get a bit *too* interesting... 😬🐸🥤
When the family gatherings get a bit *too* interesting... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿฅค
1 year ago
136
When you get a 90 on the exam, but your friend with the 65 is thinking about getting the axe. 😬
When you get a 90 on the exam, but your friend with the 65 is thinking about getting the axe. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
135
Sorry, babe, the morning agenda has been updated. You're not going anywhere. 😉😈
Sorry, babe, the morning agenda has been updated. You're not going anywhere. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ˆ
9 months ago
146
Me pretending to care about what day it is 😂
Me pretending to care about what day it is ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
91
The only logical explanation as to why America uses the imperial system is the chaotic rollercoaster they ride every day.🇺🇸🎢
The only logical explanation as to why America uses the imperial system is the chaotic rollercoaster they ride every day.๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŽข
1 year ago
149
He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management 💨🙊
He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ™Š
1 year ago
68
Pro gamer vs. Chad. One's got the skills, the other's got the muscles (and the girls). Choose wisely. 😂
Pro gamer vs. Chad. One's got the skills, the other's got the muscles (and the girls). Choose wisely. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
74
POV: When you try to sneak to the kitchen for a midnight snack and you find Pac-Man.
1 year ago
87
She thinks it's for a ring, but I'm investing in a different kind of long-term relationship. 🤖
She thinks it's for a ring, but I'm investing in a different kind of long-term relationship. ๐Ÿค–
13 days ago
54
When you accidentally eat pork, but remember to repent before it’s too late 😂🙏
When you accidentally eat pork, but remember to repent before itโ€™s too late ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
123
When your shadow does all the work 🤖🕴️
When your shadow does all the work ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ•ด๏ธ
1 year ago
140
She thinks I'm thinking about other girls, but I've just discovered the circle of life. My plastic dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs! 🤯
She thinks I'm thinking about other girls, but I've just discovered the circle of life. My plastic dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs! ๐Ÿคฏ
5 months ago
116
Finally, someone who gets me. 🍻
Finally, someone who gets me. ๐Ÿป
9 months ago
107