Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: 🍦🤰
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคฐ
1 year ago
113
When you try to neatly tear a page out of a spiral notebook and it rips halfway through 😭
When you try to neatly tear a page out of a spiral notebook and it rips halfway through ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
126
Weightlifters after realizing they're not getting paid millions to roll around on the floor like soccer players.
Weightlifters after realizing they're not getting paid millions to roll around on the floor like soccer players.
1 year ago
285
When new beginnings get an extra flush of blessings 🚽🎉🙏
When new beginnings get an extra flush of blessings ๐Ÿšฝ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
255
The Nokia legacy lives on! The Lumia 520 makes its ancestor, the mighty 3310, proud by taking a bullet for its owner. 🛡️
The Nokia legacy lives on! The Lumia 520 makes its ancestor, the mighty 3310, proud by taking a bullet for its owner. ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
6 months ago
228
When you ask the internet for computer magic and it reflects back 😂🖥️
When you ask the internet for computer magic and it reflects back ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ
1 year ago
302
That's one way to enjoy a watermelon ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‰
1 year ago
380
POV: Me during math class ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
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When you thought it was just the girls posing for a photo... Surprise! 🎉😂 There's a whole other party happening in the background! #photobomb #schooldance #mindfuck
When you thought it was just the girls posing for a photo... Surprise! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜‚ There's a whole other party happening in the background! #photobomb #schooldance #mindfuck
1 year ago
182
When labels do more talking than your groceries 🥦📜🚫
When labels do more talking than your groceries ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿšซ
1 year ago
266
When 'school' is just code for 'boring' and your dreams are as big as a cave! 🎒🦇
When 'school' is just code for 'boring' and your dreams are as big as a cave! ๐ŸŽ’๐Ÿฆ‡
1 year ago
215
Batman after realizing Robin came in his mask 😂
Batman after realizing Robin came in his mask ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
203
When therapy goes from talking it out to pulling it out... 😂🩸
When therapy goes from talking it out to pulling it out... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฉธ
1 year ago
158
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* 
Me: "Newton, what are you doing?"
Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. ๐ŸŒˆ"
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my mom how I fixed the wifi by turning it off and back on.
Me trying to explain to my mom how I fixed the wifi by turning it off and back on.
1 year ago
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