Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
1 year ago
326
Suddenly, nuclear weapons are a very good reason NOT to attack. Funny how that works. 🤔
Suddenly, nuclear weapons are a very good reason NOT to attack. Funny how that works. ๐Ÿค”
6 months ago
320
Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! 🦠😂
Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
When your buffering skills reach cowboy level 🤠💻
When your buffering skills reach cowboy level ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
192
Indestructible Arch™: When you need a building material stronger than your will to survive! 🏗️💪
Indestructible Archโ„ข: When you need a building material stronger than your will to survive! ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
190
A classic 4chan post from 2014 that perfectly roasts the 'code artisan' hipster developer stereotype. This description is timeless.
A classic 4chan post from 2014 that perfectly roasts the 'code artisan' hipster developer stereotype. This description is timeless.
3 months ago
157
When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! 🌌👨‍🍳🌶️
When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ
1 year ago
250
C-3PO and Luke celebrating 4/20 after blowing up the Death Star. Luke: "I've got a bad feeling about this, 3PO..." C-3PO: "Oh, dear! Not again!"
C-3PO and Luke celebrating 4/20 after blowing up the Death Star. Luke: "I've got a bad feeling about this, 3PO..." C-3PO: "Oh, dear! Not again!"
1 year ago
175
When opportunity knocks... and you're terrible at ignoring it 😏💤🍆
When opportunity knocks... and you're terrible at ignoring it ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ†
1 year ago
256
When you take fantasy football a little too seriously 😂
When you take fantasy football a little too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
164
When your mom tells you to pull your pants up one too many times. 👖
When your mom tells you to pull your pants up one too many times. ๐Ÿ‘–
1 year ago
267
New Star Wars Action Figures. Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen: Charred Remains 💀🔥. Perfect for recreating that iconic scene from A New Hope. For ages 18 and up (because it's kinda morbid 😂).
New Star Wars Action Figures. Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen: Charred Remains ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ. Perfect for recreating that iconic scene from A New Hope. For ages 18 and up (because it's kinda morbid ๐Ÿ˜‚).
1 year ago
317
When the pumpkin plans don't match the execution 🎃😱🤣
When the pumpkin plans don't match the execution ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
125
Who needs a fancy shower when you've got the trusty tabo to wash away your tears? 🥲
Who needs a fancy shower when you've got the trusty tabo to wash away your tears? ๐Ÿฅฒ
11 months ago
325
The amount of research I do to win an online argument could earn me a degree, but my actual degree? Let's not talk about it. 🤷‍♂️
The amount of research I do to win an online argument could earn me a degree, but my actual degree? Let's not talk about it. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
5 months ago
187