He definitely holds your arm, walks with you and opens the car door for you 😂🚓
He definitely holds your arm, walks with you and opens the car door for you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš“
1 year ago
313
"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
1 year ago
222
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
1 year ago
294
When you're so emo, you put the 'rouge' in 'refuge' 😂
When you're so emo, you put the 'rouge' in 'refuge' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
391
Celebrating a decade of love, or as the locals call it, 'Exhibit A'. 😂
Celebrating a decade of love, or as the locals call it, 'Exhibit A'. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
186
Me trying to explain to my cat why I love him unconditionally 😂
Me trying to explain to my cat why I love him unconditionally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
322
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. 😂
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
310
When you finally go on a date with your crush, but then she turns out to be a lesbian.  It's back to the sniper games for me 🎮😂
When you finally go on a date with your crush, but then she turns out to be a lesbian. It's back to the sniper games for me ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
375
Waited all year for the free Halloween edibles the news promised, and all I got was cavities. 😤
Waited all year for the free Halloween edibles the news promised, and all I got was cavities. ๐Ÿ˜ค
1 year ago
401
Me after shaving my legs in the winter.  🥶
Me after shaving my legs in the winter. ๐Ÿฅถ
1 year ago
397
Kim Jong Un out here playing 4D chess to confuse Trump. Let's hope he doesn't have a map! 😂
Kim Jong Un out here playing 4D chess to confuse Trump. Let's hope he doesn't have a map! ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
256
Grandma's ready to drop in on some sweet internet trends.  🏄‍♀️👵✨ Please follow her cosmic journey through the digital galaxy! #GrandmaSurfsTheWeb
Grandma's ready to drop in on some sweet internet trends. ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ตโœจ Please follow her cosmic journey through the digital galaxy! #GrandmaSurfsTheWeb
1 year ago
344
When your 3 AM thoughts are too cursed for the homies to handle, and they have to shut you down immediately.
When your 3 AM thoughts are too cursed for the homies to handle, and they have to shut you down immediately.
1 year ago
279
When dinner with the in-laws takes an unexpected plot twist! 😂🍽️
When dinner with the in-laws takes an unexpected plot twist! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
322
My butt after trying the new "extra exfoliating" toilet paper 💀
My butt after trying the new "extra exfoliating" toilet paper ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
412