When life trips you up, and you roll into a rage marathon 😡🌀
When life trips you up, and you roll into a rage marathon ๐Ÿ˜ก๐ŸŒ€
1 year ago
134
Me trying to figure out how portal technology works 😂
Me trying to figure out how portal technology works ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
154
When you accidentally teach your kids that terrorism = anything bad
When you accidentally teach your kids that terrorism = anything bad
11 months ago
110
Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!"  Khamenei: "🤔 Is this kosher?"
Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!" Khamenei: "๐Ÿค” Is this kosher?"
11 months ago
113
Me pretending to be surprised when my partner wakes up 😂😍
Me pretending to be surprised when my partner wakes up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
136
Connecticut Welcomes You!
Birthplace of George W. Bush
We Apologize 😂
Connecticut Welcomes You! Birthplace of George W. Bush We Apologize ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
128
When nature calls and you're the biggest flush fan 🐘🚽😂
When nature calls and you're the biggest flush fan ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
137
"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it."  😂
"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
102
Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well."  I guess silence is golden... and delicious? 🤔
Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well." I guess silence is golden... and delicious? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
196
When life is ruff so you meow it off 😹📺
When life is ruff so you meow it off ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ“บ
1 year ago
131
When you and your buddy realize you're the only ones with collars at the bar 😂 #straybar #doglife
When you and your buddy realize you're the only ones with collars at the bar ๐Ÿ˜‚ #straybar #doglife
1 year ago
159
When your glow-up levels rival Apple's updates 📱💁‍♀️✨
When your glow-up levels rival Apple's updates ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธโœจ
1 year ago
116
Weightlifters after realizing they're not getting paid millions to roll around on the floor like soccer players.
Weightlifters after realizing they're not getting paid millions to roll around on the floor like soccer players.
11 months ago
142
Me calculating if I can beat her man in a fight 🤔
Me calculating if I can beat her man in a fight ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
104
When your parking ticket appeal is so good, they have no choice but to dismiss it 😂.  "In my defense, your honor, I am a silly goose" is the new legal precedent we all needed. ✍️
When your parking ticket appeal is so good, they have no choice but to dismiss it ๐Ÿ˜‚. "In my defense, your honor, I am a silly goose" is the new legal precedent we all needed. โœ๏ธ
1 year ago
119