Me and the boys after finding the last slice of pizza
1 year ago
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Hillary Clinton tests negative for president.  Guess she'll have to stick to deleting emails. 😂
Hillary Clinton tests negative for president. Guess she'll have to stick to deleting emails. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
173
Me trying to figure out if she likes the gift ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
340
That's one way to blow bubbles. 😏
That's one way to blow bubbles. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
238
🤔 When dating feels more dangerous than jellyfish stings... 😳
๐Ÿค” When dating feels more dangerous than jellyfish stings... ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
244
Me and my brother serenading mom with our hit single "Butt to Butt" after our shower concert. 😂
Me and my brother serenading mom with our hit single "Butt to Butt" after our shower concert. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
216
When your partner asks about the scar and you're like "Oh honey it's a long story. Grab a drink and sit down."
When your partner asks about the scar and you're like "Oh honey it's a long story. Grab a drink and sit down."
1 year ago
301
My daily routine be like: ⏰ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Sleep (sometimes)
My daily routine be like: โฐ Work โžก๏ธ Eat โžก๏ธ Work โžก๏ธ Eat โžก๏ธ Sleep (sometimes)
1 year ago
266
When you're the last original cast member and the writers have introduced a whole new cast for the new season. 🥲
When you're the last original cast member and the writers have introduced a whole new cast for the new season. ๐Ÿฅฒ
6 months ago
236
Epicurus dropping truth bombs since 300 BC. Winning since 33 AD.
Epicurus dropping truth bombs since 300 BC. Winning since 33 AD.
1 year ago
221
When your waiter application is served with a side of puns 🍽️😂
When your waiter application is served with a side of puns ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
217
US Military: "This log is so heavy!" Russian Babushka: "Hold my vodka."
US Military: "This log is so heavy!" Russian Babushka: "Hold my vodka."
1 year ago
155
Mr. Fancy Panda ain't impressed with the internet riff-raff these days 🧐😂
Mr. Fancy Panda ain't impressed with the internet riff-raff these days ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
166
When you're a traditional street musician but also hodling to the moon. 🚀
When you're a traditional street musician but also hodling to the moon. ๐Ÿš€
9 months ago
309
Behold, the majestic Lion Doge, king of all memes. Much wind, such luxury mane, very wow! 🦁
Behold, the majestic Lion Doge, king of all memes. Much wind, such luxury mane, very wow! ๐Ÿฆ
9 months ago
332