Me trying to escape Monday morning after a relaxing weekend ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
113
Me trying to make it rain at the club after doing laundry with cash in my pocket๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
303
Some say women make bad drivers, and then there's this... 😂
Some say women make bad drivers, and then there's this... ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
218
Me and my cat getting ready to party ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฑ
1 year ago
246
Me trying to avoid responsibilities๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
269
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. 👑
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. ๐Ÿ‘‘
10 months ago
300
When your OTP becomes reality, and winter is no longer coming! 💍❄️
When your OTP becomes reality, and winter is no longer coming! ๐Ÿ’โ„๏ธ
1 year ago
331
You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. 😉
You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. ๐Ÿ˜‰
10 months ago
182
When you've watched enough Grey's Anatomy to think you're qualified for in-flight surgery. Spoiler: you're not. ✈️🔪
When you've watched enough Grey's Anatomy to think you're qualified for in-flight surgery. Spoiler: you're not. โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ช
2 months ago
119
This Luchador crosswalk signal is ready to rumble!  He's about to body slam jaywalkers into next week. 🤼🚦😂
This Luchador crosswalk signal is ready to rumble! He's about to body slam jaywalkers into next week. ๐Ÿคผ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
112
When Chewie can't handle the 'Solo' plans 🤣🚀 #ThirdWheelWookiee
When Chewie can't handle the 'Solo' plans ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿš€ #ThirdWheelWookiee
1 year ago
312
When reality can't compete, go virtual! 😂🎮💻💭
When reality can't compete, go virtual! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ’ญ
1 year ago
254
Me trying to avoid Christmas this year. 🏃‍♂️💨
Me trying to avoid Christmas this year. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
214
If going to prostitution is a hobby like anime or manga, then what's the problem? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
143
When multitasking means eating with your hands... but still being classy! 🍴🤦‍♂️
When multitasking means eating with your hands... but still being classy! ๐Ÿด๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
157