Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. 🤖
Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. ๐Ÿค–
1 year ago
314
When you try to discuss the crime statistics and your friend hits you with the 'That's just misinformation!'
When you try to discuss the crime statistics and your friend hits you with the 'That's just misinformation!'
11 months ago
409
When you try to neatly tear a page out of a spiral notebook and it rips halfway through 😭
When you try to neatly tear a page out of a spiral notebook and it rips halfway through ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
193
When you ask your roommate to wash the dishes, but they take it a little too literally with the electronics. RIP laptop. 💀
When you ask your roommate to wash the dishes, but they take it a little too literally with the electronics. RIP laptop. ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
420
Me protecting my virginity like it's the last slice of pizza on earth 🍕🔪
Me protecting my virginity like it's the last slice of pizza on earth ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ”ช
1 year ago
222
When 'crop top' had a totally different definition back in the 90s! 😂👚
When 'crop top' had a totally different definition back in the 90s! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘š
1 year ago
399
10% of straight women really be living on a different planet.
10% of straight women really be living on a different planet.
1 year ago
335
The truth they don't want you to know! It all makes sense now. I knew my recycling bin was suspicious. 🧐
The truth they don't want you to know! It all makes sense now. I knew my recycling bin was suspicious. ๐Ÿง
1 year ago
336
Me trying to decide if I want a Big Mac or a McChicken.
Me trying to decide if I want a Big Mac or a McChicken.
1 year ago
320
When the Simpsons take a European vacation! 🌍🍺 #SimpsonsWorldTour
When the Simpsons take a European vacation! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿบ #SimpsonsWorldTour
1 year ago
403
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee ☕😂 #babylife #breastfeeding
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee โ˜•๐Ÿ˜‚ #babylife #breastfeeding
1 year ago
316
Is your person wearing a Burka?🤔😂
Is your person wearing a Burka?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
318
When you expect a romantic hug from behind but get a scene from a horror movie instead. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
3 months ago
195
Hillary Clinton checking her phone after the 2016 election results:  📱 "Okay, so the presidency test came back negative...again.  🙄  Well, there's always 2024!" 😂 #NeverGiveUp #ThirdTimesTheCharm
Hillary Clinton checking her phone after the 2016 election results: ๐Ÿ“ฑ "Okay, so the presidency test came back negative...again. ๐Ÿ™„ Well, there's always 2024!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NeverGiveUp #ThirdTimesTheCharm
1 year ago
365
On a scale of 1-10, how old are you? 😂
On a scale of 1-10, how old are you? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
200