"How do I approach an Islamic girl?"  💣With a bomb squad.💀

And... /thread
"How do I approach an Islamic girl?" ๐Ÿ’ฃWith a bomb squad.๐Ÿ’€ And... /thread
1 year ago
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That moment you give honest feedback to HR and they 'listen' a little too well. 😬
That moment you give honest feedback to HR and they 'listen' a little too well. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
209
Me trying to give my friend some constructive criticism 😂
Me trying to give my friend some constructive criticism ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
234
Me trying to explain to my toaster why it's not toasting my bread properly 🤔
Me trying to explain to my toaster why it's not toasting my bread properly ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
225
If a key opens many locks, it’s a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys…well, you know the rest. 😉
If a key opens many locks, itโ€™s a master key. If a lock is opened by many keysโ€ฆwell, you know the rest. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
259
Cardio is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Just keep those treadmills running and they won’t reach your house. You can even catch up on Netflix while the zombies get their daily steps in. 🏃‍♀️🧟‍♂️🏠
Cardio is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Just keep those treadmills running and they wonโ€™t reach your house. You can even catch up on Netflix while the zombies get their daily steps in. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ 
1 year ago
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Connecticut Welcomes You!
Birthplace of George W. Bush
We Apologize 😂
Connecticut Welcomes You! Birthplace of George W. Bush We Apologize ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
214
Me trying to explain to the cashier how I got paid to buy these apples 😂
Me trying to explain to the cashier how I got paid to buy these apples ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
207
When the fire exits disagree and you realize you're just a meat popsicle in the making. 🔥😂
When the fire exits disagree and you realize you're just a meat popsicle in the making. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
285
C-3PO and Luke celebrating 4/20 after blowing up the Death Star. Luke: "I've got a bad feeling about this, 3PO..." C-3PO: "Oh, dear! Not again!"
C-3PO and Luke celebrating 4/20 after blowing up the Death Star. Luke: "I've got a bad feeling about this, 3PO..." C-3PO: "Oh, dear! Not again!"
1 year ago
175
When your mom asks you to turn on the lights
When your mom asks you to turn on the lights
1 year ago
150
When you get a gold star for successfully identifying the Jew.
When you get a gold star for successfully identifying the Jew.
1 year ago
257
POV: When you try to show off your drifting skills but overestimate your talent ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
228
My doctor told me to start parking in the handicapped spot… He didn’t specify how. 😂
My doctor told me to start parking in the handicapped spotโ€ฆ He didnโ€™t specify how. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
334
When your girl says she baked you a cake with a surprise inside and it isn't a file. 😂
When your girl says she baked you a cake with a surprise inside and it isn't a file. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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