Me trying to decipher my brain after one too many adult beverages 😂
Me trying to decipher my brain after one too many adult beverages ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
242
When you ask for caramel apples, but life gives you caramel onions 😂🧅🍎
When you ask for caramel apples, but life gives you caramel onions ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง…๐ŸŽ
1 year ago
145
When you accidentally trigger the whole server and your group chat is blowing up ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
219
Me on a Friday night after a long week 🤪
Me on a Friday night after a long week ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
238
Some men don't want to be rescued, they just want to watch the world sink. 😈
Some men don't want to be rescued, they just want to watch the world sink. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
20 days ago
70
When your coworker’s life is either extremely exciting or depressing and your life is just… *eats banana*
When your coworkerโ€™s life is either extremely exciting or depressing and your life is justโ€ฆ *eats banana*
1 year ago
272
It's important to have standards, but it's more important to know when to make an exception. 😉
It's important to have standards, but it's more important to know when to make an exception. ๐Ÿ˜‰
4 months ago
278
Me trying to explain JavaScript to my non-programmer friend: "It's easy! Just read this 1000-page book, then this other, much smaller book that tells you which 100 pages of the first book you actually need."
Me trying to explain JavaScript to my non-programmer friend: "It's easy! Just read this 1000-page book, then this other, much smaller book that tells you which 100 pages of the first book you actually need."
1 year ago
215
When you accidentally reveal too much about your "knowledge" of Central Park at night 😬
When you accidentally reveal too much about your "knowledge" of Central Park at night ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
153
When your only plan on a desert island involves a catapult! 😼🏝️🚀
When your only plan on a desert island involves a catapult! ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
164
Picard uses Android 😂. Data has a built-in phone. Geordi has a visor phone. Only Worf is left with his old-style communicator...
Picard uses Android ๐Ÿ˜‚. Data has a built-in phone. Geordi has a visor phone. Only Worf is left with his old-style communicator...
1 year ago
190
She said, if you get a tattoo of my initial, I’ll go out with you. Now I’m single with a permanent ‘K’ on my wrist. 😭
She said, if you get a tattoo of my initial, Iโ€™ll go out with you. Now Iโ€™m single with a permanent โ€˜Kโ€™ on my wrist. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
235
When the customs officer asks about your occupation, but you take it a bit too literally. 😬✈️
When the customs officer asks about your occupation, but you take it a bit too literally. ๐Ÿ˜ฌโœˆ๏ธ
6 months ago
189
Meanwhile, at the International Women's Day parallel parking competition...😅
Meanwhile, at the International Women's Day parallel parking competition...๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
126
When someone asks for the source on basic biology. 🧬😂
When someone asks for the source on basic biology. ๐Ÿงฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
224