Me: *Finally gets a day off to relax at the beach*.  Sand Ninjas: *Surprise Motherf*cker!*
Me: *Finally gets a day off to relax at the beach*. Sand Ninjas: *Surprise Motherf*cker!*
1 year ago
179
When Windows decides to update at the worst possible moment 😩😂 #WindowsProblems #TechFail
When Windows decides to update at the worst possible moment ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚ #WindowsProblems #TechFail
1 year ago
235
Building a flying swimming pool filled with trolljuice. Now that's what I call innovation! 😂
Building a flying swimming pool filled with trolljuice. Now that's what I call innovation! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
239
My manager just assigned me a ticket and handed me this book. Is this a threat? 💀
My manager just assigned me a ticket and handed me this book. Is this a threat? ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
301
When your wallpaper looks like it’s on a permanent music festival trip 🎉🌈🎶
When your wallpaper looks like itโ€™s on a permanent music festival trip ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŽถ
1 year ago
242
When you are chilling on the couch and someone tries to disturb your peace ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
229
When you mistake the sun for the son of God 😂
When you mistake the sun for the son of God ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
169
Me when someone says "I'm pregnant and it's yours":๐ŸŽถNever gonna give you up๐ŸŽถ
1 year ago
196
When you need 16 tabs just to feel productive 🤓💻
When you need 16 tabs just to feel productive ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
302
When pizza geometry keeps you up at night 🍕🤔💭
When pizza geometry keeps you up at night ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ
1 year ago
229
This tweet just solved an 80-year-old mystery about the Batsuit, and honestly, it makes perfect sense. 💀
This tweet just solved an 80-year-old mystery about the Batsuit, and honestly, it makes perfect sense. ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
295
Me and the boys preparing to dominate at laser tag. One does not simply walk into Mordor... You gotta run from those lasers! 😂
Me and the boys preparing to dominate at laser tag. One does not simply walk into Mordor... You gotta run from those lasers! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
216
When your PC's motto is 'reduce, reuse, recycle' ♻️ while your Mac's motto is 'Apple a day keeps the upgrades away' 🍏💻
When your PC's motto is 'reduce, reuse, recycle' โ™ป๏ธ while your Mac's motto is 'Apple a day keeps the upgrades away' ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
156
Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!"  Khamenei: "🤔 Is this kosher?"
Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!" Khamenei: "๐Ÿค” Is this kosher?"
1 year ago
188
When the investors need their daily dose of buzzwords to keep the stock price up. 📈
When the investors need their daily dose of buzzwords to keep the stock price up. ๐Ÿ“ˆ
17 days ago
73