Romans were building roads to last millennia, my city builds them to last until the next election cycle. 🤦‍♂️
Romans were building roads to last millennia, my city builds them to last until the next election cycle. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
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When reality breaks and zebras ride the rainbow highway of chaos! 🌈🦓✨
When reality breaks and zebras ride the rainbow highway of chaos! ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ“โœจ
1 year ago
273
Apple's revolutionary "slide to unlock" technology, patent #1964022. Because no one has ever thought to slide a latch before. 😂
Apple's revolutionary "slide to unlock" technology, patent #1964022. Because no one has ever thought to slide a latch before. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
323
UK: Maybe next time...
Meanwhile, USA: No one wants to play football (soccer) with me? Fine! I'll play with myself! (baseball, not what you thought 😈)
UK: Maybe next time... Meanwhile, USA: No one wants to play football (soccer) with me? Fine! I'll play with myself! (baseball, not what you thought ๐Ÿ˜ˆ)
1 year ago
264
65 million years of evolution and we still can't stick the landing ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
342
When your Yu-Gi-Oh deck is a little *too* thematic 😂
When your Yu-Gi-Oh deck is a little *too* thematic ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
290
If a key opens many locks, it’s a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys…well, you know the rest. 😉
If a key opens many locks, itโ€™s a master key. If a lock is opened by many keysโ€ฆwell, you know the rest. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
348
Me trying to figure out how many football fields fit inside 250 square acres
Me trying to figure out how many football fields fit inside 250 square acres
1 year ago
355
When your pickup lines are straight out of the history books... the really dark chapters. 💀
When your pickup lines are straight out of the history books... the really dark chapters. ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
458
Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" 😭
Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
292
Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
1 year ago
304
When your body defies gravity but you're still grounded 😂🕺
When your body defies gravity but you're still grounded ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
358
When you're so deep in credit card debt that you change your name to Visa
When you're so deep in credit card debt that you change your name to Visa
1 year ago
291
When even the courtroom can't escape tech support calls 🤖📞
When even the courtroom can't escape tech support calls ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ“ž
1 year ago
205
Me trying to decipher IKEA instructions and pretending I totally get them, step by step.
Me trying to decipher IKEA instructions and pretending I totally get them, step by step.
1 year ago
351