Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
1 year ago
190
Me trying to convince myself that getting fired was a good thing
Me trying to convince myself that getting fired was a good thing
1 year ago
493
Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work 😴
Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
307
Some ancient wisdom for modern dating problems. Don't let a good kiss cloud your judgment! 😉
Some ancient wisdom for modern dating problems. Don't let a good kiss cloud your judgment! ๐Ÿ˜‰
8 months ago
418
My manager just assigned me a ticket and handed me this book. Is this a threat? 💀
My manager just assigned me a ticket and handed me this book. Is this a threat? ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
394
Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen 🐜
Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen ๐Ÿœ
1 year ago
301
This USB drive is so fetch. It's like a Transformer, but for your files. 💾🐾
This USB drive is so fetch. It's like a Transformer, but for your files. ๐Ÿ’พ๐Ÿพ
1 year ago
329
Me trying to explain to my teacher that FAP doesn't mean what they think it means 😂
Me trying to explain to my teacher that FAP doesn't mean what they think it means ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
325
Ben & Jerry's new flavor, Toothpaste & Orange Juice. Finally, a flavor that truly captures the essence of a rushed morning routine. 😂
Ben & Jerry's new flavor, Toothpaste & Orange Juice. Finally, a flavor that truly captures the essence of a rushed morning routine. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
444
When you and your buddy realize you're the only ones with collars at the bar 😂 #straybar #doglife
When you and your buddy realize you're the only ones with collars at the bar ๐Ÿ˜‚ #straybar #doglife
1 year ago
376
She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment 😂
She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
186
The internet: Making corporate boardrooms sweat since 1995 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
197
When your gym buddy asks you for a spot and uses you as his personal weight rack.  🤬
When your gym buddy asks you for a spot and uses you as his personal weight rack. ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
229
Rise and grind! 🌙💸 Some snooze, others hustle. #NightShiftNinja
Rise and grind! ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’ธ Some snooze, others hustle. #NightShiftNinja
1 year ago
405
When you realize the Mayan calendar didn't account for software updates 😂
When you realize the Mayan calendar didn't account for software updates ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
289