When you try to organize your heists but forget your Twitter lists are public. DJ Germ was a menace. 💀
When you try to organize your heists but forget your Twitter lists are public. DJ Germ was a menace. ๐Ÿ’€
5 months ago
311
When your dating profile keeps it painfully real 😂 #KeepingItReal
When your dating profile keeps it painfully real ๐Ÿ˜‚ #KeepingItReal
1 year ago
266
Netflix's new take on history is certainly... interesting.  Hitler: The Feel-Good Story of the Summer 😂🌈
Netflix's new take on history is certainly... interesting. Hitler: The Feel-Good Story of the Summer ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
272
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. 🤨
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. ๐Ÿคจ
1 year ago
274
When your secret plans go up in smoke 🚬📱🚗
When your secret plans go up in smoke ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿš—
1 year ago
393
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' 😂
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
331
Is this how you save a virgin? Asking for a friend 😂
Is this how you save a virgin? Asking for a friend ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
254
Dropping off some 'Hoppy' surprises for Adolf's Easter basket! 🐣💥
Dropping off some 'Hoppy' surprises for Adolf's Easter basket! ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
171
One leads to violence, rape and stupidity, the other...to excessive laughing.🤔😂
One leads to violence, rape and stupidity, the other...to excessive laughing.๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
328
Back then, people knew how to fix cars. Now we need to be told not to drink battery acid. Progress? 🤔
Back then, people knew how to fix cars. Now we need to be told not to drink battery acid. Progress? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
393
Harry's pickup lines are getting weirder and weirder 😂
Harry's pickup lines are getting weirder and weirder ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
206
When relationship status is a piece of furniture 😂 #1Nightstand
When relationship status is a piece of furniture ๐Ÿ˜‚ #1Nightstand
1 year ago
293
Me pretending to be humbled when my mom says I'm handsome 😂
Me pretending to be humbled when my mom says I'm handsome ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
220
🌍 Miss Europe: Changing times, changing styles! 👗👵 #FutureFashion
๐ŸŒ Miss Europe: Changing times, changing styles! ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘ต #FutureFashion
1 year ago
318
Life tip: Season your pasta, not your partner's emotions 🍝😆
Life tip: Season your pasta, not your partner's emotions ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
423