The ultimate dilemma:🥓 or👩?  Centuries of debate and we're still no closer to a definitive answer. Guess some questions are just too important to resolve. 🤔
The ultimate dilemma:๐Ÿฅ“ or๐Ÿ‘ฉ? Centuries of debate and we're still no closer to a definitive answer. Guess some questions are just too important to resolve. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Jenny Sparks and Jack Hawksmoor: a love story for the ages. 🥰
Jenny Sparks and Jack Hawksmoor: a love story for the ages. ๐Ÿฅฐ
1 year ago
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When the squad is plotting world domination... but first, a little gaming session! 🎮😂
When the squad is plotting world domination... but first, a little gaming session! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
309
When your boyfriend sees you as both bae and best friend 🐾🤣
When your boyfriend sees you as both bae and best friend ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
470
When the FBI recommends Tor for your 'anonymity' but you use a VPN on top of it just to be safe. 😎
When the FBI recommends Tor for your 'anonymity' but you use a VPN on top of it just to be safe. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
5 months ago
320
Me pretending to work so my family will leave me alone for 5 minutes 😂
Me pretending to work so my family will leave me alone for 5 minutes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
284
Men, bless their hearts, have a simplified color palette. Women? We're fluent in 50 Shades of Pink (and every other color, too 😉).
Men, bless their hearts, have a simplified color palette. Women? We're fluent in 50 Shades of Pink (and every other color, too ๐Ÿ˜‰).
1 year ago
324
Dogs can detect cancer, cats can detect the inside of a glass. Who's the goodest boy now? 🤔😂
Dogs can detect cancer, cats can detect the inside of a glass. Who's the goodest boy now? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
184
When your landlord makes a ridiculous complaint, you have to respond with an ultimate petty move. This is next-level strategic thinking. 🧠
When your landlord makes a ridiculous complaint, you have to respond with an ultimate petty move. This is next-level strategic thinking. ๐Ÿง 
1 year ago
370
When life gives you lemons, but you can't even feel sour! 😅
When life gives you lemons, but you can't even feel sour! ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
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A simple tl;dr of the Epstein files: It's just carrots on sticks all the way down, leading straight to Hell. 😈
A simple tl;dr of the Epstein files: It's just carrots on sticks all the way down, leading straight to Hell. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
9 months ago
468
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. 🤨
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. ๐Ÿคจ
1 year ago
273
When 'Trust the Science' starts sounding more like a threat than a piece of advice. 🤔💉
When 'Trust the Science' starts sounding more like a threat than a piece of advice. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’‰
2 months ago
184
When someone says they like dark humor, and you're about to test that theory. 😏
When someone says they like dark humor, and you're about to test that theory. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
397
When the battle for presidency turns into a meme war 🤔💰 #5DChessMoves
When the battle for presidency turns into a meme war ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฐ #5DChessMoves
1 year ago
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