British refinement at its finest. 😂 In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the idea… by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! 🐐➡️🧻
British refinement at its finest. ๐Ÿ˜‚ In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the ideaโ€ฆ by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! ๐Ÿโžก๏ธ๐Ÿงป
1 year ago
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Microsoft Edge's marketing team really living on the edge with this one 😂. They quickly learned that some words have double meanings.  This is why you don't let the interns run the social media accounts unsupervised. 💀
Microsoft Edge's marketing team really living on the edge with this one ๐Ÿ˜‚. They quickly learned that some words have double meanings. This is why you don't let the interns run the social media accounts unsupervised. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
264
🐴💸 'Investing in love... and endless horse treats!' 😂
๐Ÿด๐Ÿ’ธ 'Investing in love... and endless horse treats!' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
153
Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: 🤔
Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
225
Google knows my entire life story but still has trust issues. Make it make sense. 🤖
Google knows my entire life story but still has trust issues. Make it make sense. ๐Ÿค–
5 months ago
312
Sign me up for these 'special' extra classes immediately! I promise to pay full attention... to the subject matter. 👀
Sign me up for these 'special' extra classes immediately! I promise to pay full attention... to the subject matter. ๐Ÿ‘€
6 months ago
184
When Pikachu merges with your wardrobe ⚡🎮😄
When Pikachu merges with your wardrobe โšก๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜„
1 year ago
319
When you're stuck in the elevator with your dress caught in the door and you have to pee so bad you pull the dress over your head and pee your pants ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RulesOfEngagement #StuckInAnElevator #Awkward
1 year ago
278
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
1 year ago
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Me trying to relive my glory days after finding a puddle.  💦
Me trying to relive my glory days after finding a puddle. ๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 year ago
266
This shirt is a bold choice. It’s either peak humor or asking for trouble 😂
This shirt is a bold choice. Itโ€™s either peak humor or asking for trouble ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
237
A simple tl;dr of the Epstein files: It's just carrots on sticks all the way down, leading straight to Hell. 😈
A simple tl;dr of the Epstein files: It's just carrots on sticks all the way down, leading straight to Hell. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
7 months ago
378
When the social media police travel back in time just to put you in Facebook jail for a 4-year-old post. 👮‍♂️⏳
When the social media police travel back in time just to put you in Facebook jail for a 4-year-old post. ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธโณ
1 month ago
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Me trying to save the planet one fart at a time 💨🌎😂
Me trying to save the planet one fart at a time ๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
144
The most painful and simultaneously smoothest pick-up line ever uttered. 🤣
The most painful and simultaneously smoothest pick-up line ever uttered. ๐Ÿคฃ
9 months ago
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