Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." 
Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
1 year ago
231
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. 

Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* 🤪
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
226
Who knew coaching could score you the highest paycheck in the game of states? 🏈💼
Who knew coaching could score you the highest paycheck in the game of states? ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’ผ
1 year ago
270
When your logo doubles as a laundry day reminder! 🧺👗
When your logo doubles as a laundry day reminder! ๐Ÿงบ๐Ÿ‘—
1 year ago
154
Me trying to explain to my friends why I'm always questioning everything 🤔
Me trying to explain to my friends why I'm always questioning everything ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
160
When your girl says she baked you a cake with a surprise inside and it isn't a file. 😂
When your girl says she baked you a cake with a surprise inside and it isn't a file. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
232
Nintendo protecting their intellectual property at all costs. 💀💼
Nintendo protecting their intellectual property at all costs. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ผ
1 year ago
312
When your girl says size doesn't matter but you realize she was talking about her own. 😬
When your girl says size doesn't matter but you realize she was talking about her own. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
212
When you're a soldier, and all you think about is war.
When you're a soldier, and all you think about is war.
1 year ago
134
When you accidentally activate your breakdancing skills during a soccer match ๐Ÿ˜‚โšฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
142
When you can't decide between horsepower and car power 😂
When you can't decide between horsepower and car power ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
182
🔥 A tale of two heroes: One ran away, the other saved the day! 🐱💪
๐Ÿ”ฅ A tale of two heroes: One ran away, the other saved the day! ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
284
In Mother Russia, you don't find Waldo. Waldo finds you. 🕵️‍♂️🇷🇺
In Mother Russia, you don't find Waldo. Waldo finds you. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ
1 year ago
195
If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!💍
If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
125
🌀 When your strongest opinion is from the 1700s... #ThrowbackBeliefs 📜
๐ŸŒ€ When your strongest opinion is from the 1700s... #ThrowbackBeliefs ๐Ÿ“œ
1 year ago
240