Me: I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 30 seconds.
Genie: 👁️👄👁️
Me: I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 30 seconds. Genie: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
60
Playing tennis here is great, until you realize the ball boy is a guy in a scuba suit. 🎾🌊
Playing tennis here is great, until you realize the ball boy is a guy in a scuba suit. ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŒŠ
1 year ago
155
CRT monitors: built for maximum cat comfort. LCD monitors: feels bad, bro.
CRT monitors: built for maximum cat comfort. LCD monitors: feels bad, bro.
1 year ago
82
When you're late for the tea party but still looking purr-fectly dapper ☕🧐🎩
When you're late for the tea party but still looking purr-fectly dapper โ˜•๐Ÿง๐ŸŽฉ
1 year ago
121
Some plans sound better in your head. His execution was just a little off. 💨😂
Some plans sound better in your head. His execution was just a little off. ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
153
When you desperately need to hump and donโ€™t care who it is ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
110
When your social battery dies.  ☠️
When your social battery dies. โ˜ ๏ธ
1 year ago
145
When you lock eyes with someone across the room, but you're not sure if it's love at first sight or if they're just trying to assert dominance with their intense stare 😂
When you lock eyes with someone across the room, but you're not sure if it's love at first sight or if they're just trying to assert dominance with their intense stare ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
75
When love comes with lasagna and protein bars ❤️🍕💪
When love comes with lasagna and protein bars โค๏ธ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
165
Michael Bay be like: "Why create new CGI when you can just recycle the old ones? ♻️😂 #PearlHarbor #Transformers #BudgetCuts
Michael Bay be like: "Why create new CGI when you can just recycle the old ones? โ™ป๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PearlHarbor #Transformers #BudgetCuts
1 year ago
126
Me trying to figure out how many football fields fit inside 250 square acres
Me trying to figure out how many football fields fit inside 250 square acres
1 year ago
150
Me trying to catch my Cybertruck after missing a payment 😂
Me trying to catch my Cybertruck after missing a payment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
128
Just another casual drive home, minding my own business when BAM! Giant robot. I guess the Empire decided to take the scenic route. 🤦‍♂️
Just another casual drive home, minding my own business when BAM! Giant robot. I guess the Empire decided to take the scenic route. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
134
When your history lesson comes with extra layers of drama 📚😆
When your history lesson comes with extra layers of drama ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
77
When you dribble past five defenders but your teammate misses an open goal ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
143