She started a historical war, and he decided to finish it with an even older historical reference. 💀
She started a historical war, and he decided to finish it with an even older historical reference. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
424
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" 
Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
1 year ago
233
When you know too much about the Clinton's but forgot to delete your browser history 😬
When you know too much about the Clinton's but forgot to delete your browser history ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
371
Moral of the story? Secure the bag, but more importantly, secure your lumbar spine. Greg's got his priorities straight. 😂
Moral of the story? Secure the bag, but more importantly, secure your lumbar spine. Greg's got his priorities straight. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
391
When you are short but you still gotta do the interview ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
250
Me trying to carry my team in every online game. 🐒
Me trying to carry my team in every online game. ๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
245
When you're a walking, talking 💩 magnet. 🧲🪰
When you're a walking, talking ๐Ÿ’ฉ magnet. ๐Ÿงฒ๐Ÿชฐ
1 year ago
312
POV: You're a master of disguise, but sometimes you just like to strut your stuff ๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
204
Me trying to make it rain at the club after doing laundry with cash in my pocket๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
391
When you try to explain how diverse flags can be, but everyone only sees Norway
When you try to explain how diverse flags can be, but everyone only sees Norway
1 year ago
229
These logos went from their teenage angst phase to their 'I have a 401k and pay my mortgage on time' phase.
These logos went from their teenage angst phase to their 'I have a 401k and pay my mortgage on time' phase.
1 year ago
234
When your mom says your breath smells like c*nt and you try to prove her wrong.
When your mom says your breath smells like c*nt and you try to prove her wrong.
1 year ago
321
This map is my ultimate TV show binge-watching guide! 😂 From coast to coast, there's a show for every mood. Who needs a travel agent when you have this? 🗺️
This map is my ultimate TV show binge-watching guide! ๐Ÿ˜‚ From coast to coast, there's a show for every mood. Who needs a travel agent when you have this? ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ
1 year ago
224
Me trying to reconnect to the Wi-Fi at 3am after posting a spicy meme online 😂
Me trying to reconnect to the Wi-Fi at 3am after posting a spicy meme online ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
300
When you have to trust the government or draw 25 😂
When you have to trust the government or draw 25 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
353