When your online posts are upsetting the devout, and you have the perfect response locked and loaded. Checkmate. 😉
When your online posts are upsetting the devout, and you have the perfect response locked and loaded. Checkmate. ๐Ÿ˜‰
6 months ago
175
When you love heavy metal so much, you create your own periodic table of heavy metal bands 😂🤘
When you love heavy metal so much, you create your own periodic table of heavy metal bands ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค˜
1 year ago
136
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike 😂 #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
1 year ago
85
This kid's got 'survivor' on his resume before he can even walk. 💀
This kid's got 'survivor' on his resume before he can even walk. ๐Ÿ’€
27 days ago
74
America is #1.  Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners!  Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery.  If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too.  🇺🇸🥇
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅ‡
1 year ago
105
POV: When your trying to relax next to the runway but the jet blast has other plans for you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
When you donโ€™t have pockets but you still want to bring your whole life with you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
99
When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
1 year ago
66
It's okay to be you. Unless you're a mosquito. Then it's okay to swat you.🦟
It's okay to be you. Unless you're a mosquito. Then it's okay to swat you.๐ŸฆŸ
1 year ago
134
Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. 😂
Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
77
When you shoot your shot and it gets instantly blocked 🙃🙏
When you shoot your shot and it gets instantly blocked ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™
10 months ago
166
When you search for "gambling addiction" and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" 😂
When you search for "gambling addiction" and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
75
When you are trying to enjoy your anime and suddenly someone starts blasting Nyan Cat in the background.  😾💥
When you are trying to enjoy your anime and suddenly someone starts blasting Nyan Cat in the background. ๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
142
Me trying to delete my speeding ticket records from the police database.
Me trying to delete my speeding ticket records from the police database.
1 year ago
157
When you find out the emergency plan at your new job is just "DERP" 😂
When you find out the emergency plan at your new job is just "DERP" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
65