When yoga and bubble baths just don’t cut it anymore! 😈🛀
When yoga and bubble baths just donโ€™t cut it anymore! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ›€
1 year ago
223
Trump's ingenious plan to expose media bias: prioritize puppy deportation.  🐶📰😂
Trump's ingenious plan to expose media bias: prioritize puppy deportation. ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
253
When the forest critters know your every move... 🔪🐰
When the forest critters know your every move... ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿฐ
1 year ago
310
Abe Lincoln dropping truth bombs about the internet before it even existed. 🤔 #HonestAbe #InternetWisdom
Abe Lincoln dropping truth bombs about the internet before it even existed. ๐Ÿค” #HonestAbe #InternetWisdom
1 year ago
224
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED 😂
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
208
Spin the 'Wheel of Misfortune'! 🎡 Where every outcome is a real winner... or not! 😬💉
Spin the 'Wheel of Misfortune'! ๐ŸŽก Where every outcome is a real winner... or not! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ’‰
1 year ago
268
This utensil is my spirit animal. It's supposed to be a spoon AND a fork, but can't hold soup or stab a single pea. The peak of useless innovation. 😂
This utensil is my spirit animal. It's supposed to be a spoon AND a fork, but can't hold soup or stab a single pea. The peak of useless innovation. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
341
Me trying to explain to my wife why I suddenly became nostalgic looking at a black couch 😂
Me trying to explain to my wife why I suddenly became nostalgic looking at a black couch ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
209
When the neighborhood kids choose to break bad for Halloween! 😅🎃
When the neighborhood kids choose to break bad for Halloween! ๐Ÿ˜…๐ŸŽƒ
1 year ago
284
Me trying to understand 4th dimension ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
130
When you ask if she's retired and now need a medical retirement yourself. 😂
When you ask if she's retired and now need a medical retirement yourself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
147
When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly 😂
When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
220
When your ex's new boyfriend asks how the "used goods" are, but you're packing more than just two inches. 😏
When your ex's new boyfriend asks how the "used goods" are, but you're packing more than just two inches. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
206
Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion 😂
Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
292
The guilt trip is real. How many more must perish before we get the conclusion, Gabe? HOW MANY?! 😭
The guilt trip is real. How many more must perish before we get the conclusion, Gabe? HOW MANY?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
6 months ago
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