When your parents give you money for groceries, and they say "buy some fruits and vegetables"... but you're living that college life 😂🥦
When your parents give you money for groceries, and they say "buy some fruits and vegetables"... but you're living that college life ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅฆ
1 year ago
197
Me at 2 AM: "I'm not drunk enough to send this text." 
My phone: "Are you sure about that?" 🥴
Me at 2 AM: "I'm not drunk enough to send this text." My phone: "Are you sure about that?" ๐Ÿฅด
1 year ago
323
When reverse psychology backfires... my floors have never been cleaner! 🧹😂 #ParentingWin
When reverse psychology backfires... my floors have never been cleaner! ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ˜‚ #ParentingWin
1 year ago
395
Worried your kid is using Linux? Know the signs before they move from Ubuntu to compiling their own kernel. It's a slippery slope. 🐧
Worried your kid is using Linux? Know the signs before they move from Ubuntu to compiling their own kernel. It's a slippery slope. ๐Ÿง
11 months ago
396
The annual 'How to Monetize Your Soul' conference seems pretty casual this year. 🤫
The annual 'How to Monetize Your Soul' conference seems pretty casual this year. ๐Ÿคซ
11 months ago
274
Me trying to blend in with the cool kids at the lake party.
Me trying to blend in with the cool kids at the lake party.
1 year ago
293
When you look good on the outside but your soul is still running on villain mode. 😈✨
When you look good on the outside but your soul is still running on villain mode. ๐Ÿ˜ˆโœจ
1 year ago
431
It's a tough world out there, but at least we have cat dads. ❤️
It's a tough world out there, but at least we have cat dads. โค๏ธ
1 year ago
178
A Christmas tree for those who are brave enough to skip the pricks. No needles, just pure, festive balls. 😉🎄
A Christmas tree for those who are brave enough to skip the pricks. No needles, just pure, festive balls. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŽ„
10 months ago
405
Me trying to adjust the shower to a perfect temperature. 😡
Me trying to adjust the shower to a perfect temperature. ๐Ÿ˜ก
1 year ago
333
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
1 year ago
291
When the ramen craving hits so hard you forget how to be a normal human being. ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ”ฅ
8 months ago
445
Looks like 'The Science™' is getting a peer review it didn't expect. 😱
Looks like 'The Scienceโ„ข' is getting a peer review it didn't expect. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
3 months ago
238
Stay thirsty for opportunities, my friends! 😂🍺
Stay thirsty for opportunities, my friends! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
206
When you're lying about the boxers being a size larger and suddenly they start feeling very tight.
When you're lying about the boxers being a size larger and suddenly they start feeling very tight.
1 year ago
319