Me and who? 😂 Double the unemployment, double the fun? Babies are expensive, but love don't cost a thing, right? 👶
Me and who? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Double the unemployment, double the fun? Babies are expensive, but love don't cost a thing, right? ๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
268
When your family tree looks more like a straight line 😂
When your family tree looks more like a straight line ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
294
When you and your bestie fight over the last slice of pizza ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
185
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!🐔🔥
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
201
When the doctor gives you a problem for your solution. 👨‍⚕️🐶 Don't waste the meds! 🤣
When the doctor gives you a problem for your solution. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿถ Don't waste the meds! ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
281
Me using Google to find the definition of a word I just used in my essay 😂
Me using Google to find the definition of a word I just used in my essay ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
122
5 years for sharing music versus 4 years for involuntary manslaughter... priorities people! 😂
5 years for sharing music versus 4 years for involuntary manslaughter... priorities people! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
144
Me trying to subtly show off my limited edition Jordans on a first date.
Me trying to subtly show off my limited edition Jordans on a first date.
1 year ago
142
When your boyfriend's sleep-talking has you side-eyeing the cat like he's an accomplice 😂
When your boyfriend's sleep-talking has you side-eyeing the cat like he's an accomplice ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
138
Meanwhile, Americans be like: "10 degrees? That's jacket weather! 30 degrees? That's shorts and t-shirt weather!" 😂
Meanwhile, Americans be like: "10 degrees? That's jacket weather! 30 degrees? That's shorts and t-shirt weather!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
265
He tried to hit his dad with the uno reverse card dad joke and got completely obliterated. 💀
He tried to hit his dad with the uno reverse card dad joke and got completely obliterated. ๐Ÿ’€
7 months ago
277
They buried him the same way he lived. Rest in peace to a true legend. 🌌
They buried him the same way he lived. Rest in peace to a true legend. ๐ŸŒŒ
6 months ago
252
When you are skiing and suddenly remember you have homework due tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
258
He asked for game recommendations and got a lesson in applied physics. Now he's thinking with portals... endlessly. 😈
He asked for game recommendations and got a lesson in applied physics. Now he's thinking with portals... endlessly. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
17 days ago
85
When you are discussing highly sensitive information with Kim and accidentally mishear "Launch".💀
When you are discussing highly sensitive information with Kim and accidentally mishear "Launch".๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
278