Me trying to figure out if my bad decisions are my fault or it's just quantum mechanics messing with me 🤔
Me trying to figure out if my bad decisions are my fault or it's just quantum mechanics messing with me ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
149
🎸 When the party's electric but you’re more into Pikachu jamming! ⚡
๐ŸŽธ When the party's electric but youโ€™re more into Pikachu jamming! โšก
1 year ago
127
Me trying to impress my crush in Calculus class. 🥺
Me trying to impress my crush in Calculus class. ๐Ÿฅบ
1 year ago
134
When your hallucinations start hallucinating about hallucinating. It's hallucinations all the way down. 😂
When your hallucinations start hallucinating about hallucinating. It's hallucinations all the way down. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
150
When you hate nature so much you replace it with industrial 'green' energy solutions. Ah, progress! 🤦‍♂️
When you hate nature so much you replace it with industrial 'green' energy solutions. Ah, progress! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months ago
81
Me trying to convince my patient that *I'm* the one who's supposed to be doing the surgery 🔪😂
Me trying to convince my patient that *I'm* the one who's supposed to be doing the surgery ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
70
When ‘spreading the word’ gets a little too personal 🙈📚
When โ€˜spreading the wordโ€™ gets a little too personal ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
82
When you put in the effort and he bails at the last minute! 🚫💔🪒
When you put in the effort and he bails at the last minute! ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿช’
1 year ago
172
POV: Michelangelo doesn't want your energy drink suggestions, Adam. ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RenaissanceFail #CreationOfThirst
1 year ago
127
When you find out your 'good boy' has a very questionable side hustle... ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 months ago
139
"How do I approach an Islamic girl?"  💣With a bomb squad.💀

And... /thread
"How do I approach an Islamic girl?" ๐Ÿ’ฃWith a bomb squad.๐Ÿ’€ And... /thread
1 year ago
100
Planning your next vacation? ✈️🌎 This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. 😂 Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
Planning your next vacation? โœˆ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
1 year ago
72
When you download a new GTA mod ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿด
11 months ago
156
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you."
Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that 😂"
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you." Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 year ago
129
Google translate be like:
English - Be cunning.
Czech - Be a Jew.
Google translate be like: English - Be cunning. Czech - Be a Jew.
1 year ago
141