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When you ask an AI to solve world hunger but it uses all the water first. Oops. 🤷‍♂️💧
When you ask an AI to solve world hunger but it uses all the water first. Oops. 🤷‍♂️💧
16 days ago
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I'm not saying it was Smurfs that made my hair like this, but it was definitely Smurfs. Ancient Smurf technology, to be exact.
I'm not saying it was Smurfs that made my hair like this, but it was definitely Smurfs. Ancient Smurf technology, to be exact.
1 year ago
218
Me trying to explain my crazy hair day 👽
Me trying to explain my crazy hair day 👽
1 year ago
248
🎖️ When indecision leads to a promotion! 😂
🎖️ When indecision leads to a promotion! 😂
1 year ago
336
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
1 year ago
299
When you're all hyped for a pool day but you forgot one minor detail... the water. 🏊‍♂️🚫
6 months ago
341
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies: "So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." 🤔👶
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies: "So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." 🤔👶
1 year ago
297
When you and your friend try to re-enact that iconic hockey fight scene but end up just looking like a couple of penguins trying to breakdance on ice 🐧😂
1 year ago
220
When you finally go on a date with your crush, but then she turns out to be a lesbian. It's back to the sniper games for me 🎮😂
When you finally go on a date with your crush, but then she turns out to be a lesbian. It's back to the sniper games for me 🎮😂
1 year ago
286
Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
1 year ago
128
Some ancient wisdom for modern dating problems. Don't let a good kiss cloud your judgment! 😉
Some ancient wisdom for modern dating problems. Don't let a good kiss cloud your judgment! 😉
6 months ago
313
The uno reverse card of Tinder bios. He matched her energy perfectly. 😂
The uno reverse card of Tinder bios. He matched her energy perfectly. 😂
10 months ago
302
It's fine to have one, and it's okay to be proud of it. But please, keep it in your pants! Nobody wants to see it waving around in public, and certainly not shoved down our children's throats. #Religion #Boundaries #Respect
It's fine to have one, and it's okay to be proud of it. But please, keep it in your pants! Nobody wants to see it waving around in public, and certainly not shoved down our children's throats. #Religion #Boundaries #Respect
1 year ago
217
Uranus: I'm not sure what's tighter, my rings or my sphincter after this headline 🪐😬
Uranus: I'm not sure what's tighter, my rings or my sphincter after this headline 🪐😬
1 year ago
120
Steve Jobs: I said netbooks are cheap and not good. Bill Gates: Yup. Steve Jobs: Well now they are just not good.
Steve Jobs: I said netbooks are cheap and not good. Bill Gates: Yup. Steve Jobs: Well now they are just not good.
1 year ago
143