POV: You're showing off your new trampoline tricks to impress your crush ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
423
That awkward moment when your AI dentist's context window resets mid-procedure. 😬🦷
That awkward moment when your AI dentist's context window resets mid-procedure. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿฆท
7 months ago
268
When you accidentally open the wrong door at the White House 😬
When you accidentally open the wrong door at the White House ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
386
You can't hurt me, I'm already dead inside. Your words are but a gentle breeze in the void of my soul. 💀
You can't hurt me, I'm already dead inside. Your words are but a gentle breeze in the void of my soul. ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
138
Building character one dirty diaper at a time. Pampers approves this message. 😂
Building character one dirty diaper at a time. Pampers approves this message. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
411
Me trying to keep my files offline, safe, and organized vs. OneDrive trying to force me into the cloud 😂
Me trying to keep my files offline, safe, and organized vs. OneDrive trying to force me into the cloud ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
195
Me: I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 30 seconds.
Genie: 👁️👄👁️
Me: I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 30 seconds. Genie: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
158
People born before 1990 be like: "I can program the VCR and identify my gender, what more do you need?"
People born before 1990 be like: "I can program the VCR and identify my gender, what more do you need?"
1 year ago
370
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. 🍻
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. ๐Ÿป
10 months ago
487
When you have zero experience but maximum confidence during a salary negotiation. 🐻💼
When you have zero experience but maximum confidence during a salary negotiation. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ผ
2 months ago
175
Me trying to explain to the waiter that I only ordered one coffee and not the entire menu.
Me trying to explain to the waiter that I only ordered one coffee and not the entire menu.
1 year ago
478
If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! 🤷‍♂️
If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
384
Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: 😱
Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
289
When you miss your train by a second and have to wait another hour. SHEEEEEEEIT!
When you miss your train by a second and have to wait another hour. SHEEEEEEEIT!
1 year ago
383
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty 😂 They served their purpose well🫡
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty ๐Ÿ˜‚ They served their purpose well๐Ÿซก
1 year ago
244