When you read the ingredients on processed food and accidentally summon Satan... It's all those unpronounceable words. 👹
When you read the ingredients on processed food and accidentally summon Satan... It's all those unpronounceable words. ๐Ÿ‘น
1 month ago
78
My brain's spam filter is working perfectly. 🍺😂
My brain's spam filter is working perfectly. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
113
When you miss driving the school bus so much, that you build a gaming station out of it 😂
When you miss driving the school bus so much, that you build a gaming station out of it ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
98
He grated for our sins. Now my pasta is divinely cheesy. 🙏🧀
He grated for our sins. Now my pasta is divinely cheesy. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿง€
3 months ago
169
Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. 🤔
Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
66
Little one is just trying to help clothe the less fortunate. Bless her innocent heart 😂
Little one is just trying to help clothe the less fortunate. Bless her innocent heart ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
83
Me and my plushie when someone tries to steal it 🔪
Me and my plushie when someone tries to steal it ๐Ÿ”ช
1 year ago
129
When you and your teammates are all aiming for that sweet assist bonus๐Ÿ’ฐโšฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
79
Ja Rule before and after finding out he can charge double at his concerts because it counts as two people.
Ja Rule before and after finding out he can charge double at his concerts because it counts as two people.
1 year ago
118
When rock hits its peak and oil runs on E 🎸🛢️
When rock hits its peak and oil runs on E ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ›ข๏ธ
1 year ago
172
Yo dawg, I heard you like museums, so we put Xzibit in your museum, so you can exhibit while you Xzibit exhibits in yo museum
Yo dawg, I heard you like museums, so we put Xzibit in your museum, so you can exhibit while you Xzibit exhibits in yo museum
1 year ago
88
Modern problems require modern solutions. Disney's legal team is the best content removal service on the internet. 🧠
Modern problems require modern solutions. Disney's legal team is the best content removal service on the internet. ๐Ÿง 
8 months ago
146
Chess in the year 2000: Trash talk included! 😂🎲
Chess in the year 2000: Trash talk included! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽฒ
1 year ago
126
Me trying to hold on to the weekend ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
139
When 'plumbing knowledge' becomes the ultimate plot twist! 🚽😂
When 'plumbing knowledge' becomes the ultimate plot twist! ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
159