Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
6 months ago
176
Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. 😂
Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
77
Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass 😂
Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
74
This guy really said "YOLO" in the most chaotic way possible. The sheer audacity. 😂 Imagine the combined cringe of 5 billion people. That's enough energy to power a small city... or launch a rocket to the moon. 🚀
This guy really said "YOLO" in the most chaotic way possible. The sheer audacity. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Imagine the combined cringe of 5 billion people. That's enough energy to power a small city... or launch a rocket to the moon. ๐Ÿš€
11 months ago
151
When 'you are negative' takes a wrong (and hairy) turn! 😬😂🦠
When 'you are negative' takes a wrong (and hairy) turn! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ 
1 year ago
181
When your boss finds out you've been using company time for "personal development" activities 🍆💦
When your boss finds out you've been using company time for "personal development" activities ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 year ago
138
When you find an apparent plot hole in the best-selling book of all time. 😂
When you find an apparent plot hole in the best-selling book of all time. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
139
Me trying to convince my grandpa to go at least the speed limit 😈
Me trying to convince my grandpa to go at least the speed limit ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
138
Reality check: suave in your mind, awkward in reality 🤵😎👉👈
Reality check: suave in your mind, awkward in reality ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ
1 year ago
93
🌍 Same phrase, vastly different outcomes! 🚬🪨
๐ŸŒ Same phrase, vastly different outcomes! ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿชจ
1 year ago
168
When your gym buddy asks you for a spot and uses you as his personal weight rack.  🤬
When your gym buddy asks you for a spot and uses you as his personal weight rack. ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
104
When she's more eager to show off those buns than the braids. 👀😂
When she's more eager to show off those buns than the braids. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
116
This is how you get bugs in your system and access the *real* deep web. 🕷️
This is how you get bugs in your system and access the *real* deep web. ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ
1 month ago
83
POV: You are about to hear pineapple belongs on pizza.
POV: You are about to hear pineapple belongs on pizza.
1 year ago
128
Even as a baby, she's the Mother of Dragons 🐉👶
Even as a baby, she's the Mother of Dragons ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
119