That moment you realize it's the bar stool, not a pirate with two peg legs. Time to go home. 🥴
That moment you realize it's the bar stool, not a pirate with two peg legs. Time to go home. ๐Ÿฅด
1 year ago
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The evolution of 'The Science™' in four easy steps. 🤡
The evolution of 'The Scienceโ„ข' in four easy steps. ๐Ÿคก
2 months ago
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Scrum masters after the 15-minute standup: "Mysteriously disappear into the ether to do very important, top-secret, can't-tell-you-about-it work" 🔮🤫
Scrum masters after the 15-minute standup: "Mysteriously disappear into the ether to do very important, top-secret, can't-tell-you-about-it work" ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
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When the WiFi connection is stronger than your squad goals! 📡😂
When the WiFi connection is stronger than your squad goals! ๐Ÿ“ก๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
353
Me when my crush says "It will happen over my dead body": Challenge accepted 😈
Me when my crush says "It will happen over my dead body": Challenge accepted ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
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Upgrade your Black Friday stealth mode with the ultimate camouflage! 🛒🕶️
Upgrade your Black Friday stealth mode with the ultimate camouflage! ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ
1 year ago
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When your Fujitsu laptop starts acting up and you try every jitsu to fix it 😂
When your Fujitsu laptop starts acting up and you try every jitsu to fix it ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you finally take a break at work and your coworkers have other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Happy 9/11?  This cake is definitely taking the cake for the most inappropriate dessert ever. It's like they said, 'Let's combine a national tragedy with buttercream frosting!'
Happy 9/11? This cake is definitely taking the cake for the most inappropriate dessert ever. It's like they said, 'Let's combine a national tragedy with buttercream frosting!'
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding 😂
Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian. 😂
School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
217
Me and my dog praying for more treats 🙏
Me and my dog praying for more treats ๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
189
Me on Friday afternoon vs. me on Monday morning. The never-ending cycle of corporate despair! 😂
Me on Friday afternoon vs. me on Monday morning. The never-ending cycle of corporate despair! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
300
Nailed it! When your golf swing is smoother than your pick-up lines. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince my mom I don't need a bath ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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