Me after seeing a spider in the shower
Me after seeing a spider in the shower
1 year ago
328
When your pick-up lines are as bad as your seasickness. 🤢
When your pick-up lines are as bad as your seasickness. ๐Ÿคข
1 year ago
332
The stapler from Floor 4 is having a better vacation than I am. They said do not remove, they didn't specify from where. 😂
The stapler from Floor 4 is having a better vacation than I am. They said do not remove, they didn't specify from where. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
400
When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness.  😈
When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
331
Me protecting my last 2 brain cells after a long day
1 year ago
203
When your punchline is holier than thou 😂🙏
When your punchline is holier than thou ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
304
Michael Bay be like: "Why create new CGI when you can just recycle the old ones? ♻️😂 #PearlHarbor #Transformers #BudgetCuts
Michael Bay be like: "Why create new CGI when you can just recycle the old ones? โ™ป๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PearlHarbor #Transformers #BudgetCuts
1 year ago
283
When magical creatures band together, things get... interesting! 🦄🦄
When magical creatures band together, things get... interesting! ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„
1 year ago
368
When you're two years old and the existential dread of climate change finally hits you. 😭
When you're two years old and the existential dread of climate change finally hits you. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
2 months ago
207
When love of grammar takes an unexpected turn 😂❤️
When love of grammar takes an unexpected turn ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ
1 year ago
298
Who needs the nightly news when you get all your current events updates from highly reliable memes? It's a foolproof system. 🤔
Who needs the nightly news when you get all your current events updates from highly reliable memes? It's a foolproof system. ๐Ÿค”
7 months ago
281
When you try to dispose of the evidence but it comes back to haunt you 🔥🐍
When you try to dispose of the evidence but it comes back to haunt you ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ
1 year ago
256
Me pretending to be shocked when someone asks how sex works
Me pretending to be shocked when someone asks how sex works
1 year ago
328
Childhood officially ruined... or enhanced? I can't decide. 🐢🥒
Childhood officially ruined... or enhanced? I can't decide. ๐Ÿข๐Ÿฅ’
4 months ago
230
This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! 😩
This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
311