When science and fiction collide! Carl Sagan + Lando Calrissian = Neil deGrasse Tyson. The formation of the ultimate science communicator. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ญ๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
83
Taylor Swift's new album sounds a bit... gassy💨🎤
Taylor Swift's new album sounds a bit... gassy๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŽค
1 year ago
133
When you fail, you land on your butt. When I fail, I faceplant the floor and break my face. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
147
When you accidentally reveal too much about your "knowledge" of Central Park at night 😬
When you accidentally reveal too much about your "knowledge" of Central Park at night ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
78
Me trying to convince myself that 2 years in a dead-end relationship wasn't a waste of time.
Me trying to convince myself that 2 years in a dead-end relationship wasn't a waste of time.
1 year ago
73
When the 'help' you get is more 'tick'-ing than helpful! 🐜😅
When the 'help' you get is more 'tick'-ing than helpful! ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ˜…
10 months ago
169
And they say the monarchy is all about tradition and good breeding... 🤔
And they say the monarchy is all about tradition and good breeding... ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
172
This helmet is so realistic, it even comes with its own dandruff. 😂
This helmet is so realistic, it even comes with its own dandruff. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
76
When the dictionary changes its definition of words every 5 minutes 😂 #Confused
When the dictionary changes its definition of words every 5 minutes ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Confused
1 year ago
136
Me, realizing adulting isn't all sunshine and rainbows 😥
Me, realizing adulting isn't all sunshine and rainbows ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
11 months ago
161
When you realize the Pope is now Made in America 🇺🇸😂
When you realize the Pope is now Made in America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
130
Mind blown! She's a biological submersible carrying precious cargo on a 9-month deployment. 🤰🌊
Mind blown! She's a biological submersible carrying precious cargo on a 9-month deployment. ๐Ÿคฐ๐ŸŒŠ
3 months ago
149
The Terminator is here to settle the 'World Champions' debate once and for all. It's just not logical. 🤷‍♂️
The Terminator is here to settle the 'World Champions' debate once and for all. It's just not logical. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months ago
91
US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. 🤷‍♂️
US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
5 months ago
242
Me pretending I'm traveling the cosmos when in reality, I'm just constipated on the toilet.🌌🚽
Me pretending I'm traveling the cosmos when in reality, I'm just constipated on the toilet.๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
138