Me trying to multitask after my morning coffee ☕
Me trying to multitask after my morning coffee โ˜•
1 year ago
206
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings 😂
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
377
Some people just have a refined palate for Grade-A certified nonsense. Bon appétit! 👽
Some people just have a refined palate for Grade-A certified nonsense. Bon appรฉtit! ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
5 months ago
278
When you love coffee a little too much 😂☕️
When you love coffee a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜•๏ธ
1 year ago
230
Some people take advertising a little too literally. Can't say they weren't warned! 🤷‍♂️
Some people take advertising a little too literally. Can't say they weren't warned! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
402
When Batman's alter ego is someone who *really* loves crime-fighting... 😏🦇
When Batman's alter ego is someone who *really* loves crime-fighting... ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆ‡
1 year ago
329
Tim Cook: The new ear-buds were designed to direct the sound into the user's ears.
Nathaniel Baldwin: I'm sorry. But did you mean that I invented the headphones to direct sound into the user's *ss?
Tim Cook: The new ear-buds were designed to direct the sound into the user's ears. Nathaniel Baldwin: I'm sorry. But did you mean that I invented the headphones to direct sound into the user's *ss?
1 year ago
448
Chewie, we're home...and we're serving grilled cheese! 🧀🚀😋
Chewie, we're home...and we're serving grilled cheese! ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜‹
1 year ago
183
Me trying to resist that Nutella-filled donut on my way home: 🥵
Me trying to resist that Nutella-filled donut on my way home: ๐Ÿฅต
1 year ago
265
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended 😂 #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended ๐Ÿ˜‚ #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
1 year ago
280
Me trying to separate my personal life from my work life.
Me trying to separate my personal life from my work life.
1 year ago
181
Me trying to meditate for 5 seconds before remembering all the shit I have to do today 😂
Me trying to meditate for 5 seconds before remembering all the shit I have to do today ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
314
When your sense of humor is stuck in elementary school 😂. 
Dr. A. HedgehOG strikes again!  🦔
When your sense of humor is stuck in elementary school ๐Ÿ˜‚. Dr. A. HedgehOG strikes again! ๐Ÿฆ”
1 year ago
338
Me, the student with the worst grades, giving a graduation speech about how education is important: 🎓🤡
Me, the student with the worst grades, giving a graduation speech about how education is important: ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
339
Me trying to escape Monday morning after a relaxing weekend ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
169